The Canadians are a bit bizarre sometimes. Now they have come up with a concept of "Green Sex." You too can "get it on for the good of the planet" with a few helpful suggestions from Treehugger.com.
You can get it on nasty style without sacrificing your environmental integrity with a whole line of eco-friendly sexual toys and accessories. Babeland.com has come up with a "Eco-Sexy Kit" that allows randy couples to go green during their intimate moments. This kit includes a "phthalate-free vibrat...
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Today I am featuring John Legend. He has created quite a lot of buzz in the past year and for some odd reason I never checked out his music. I recently downloaded this song, "Used to Love U" and I have been obsessed. A friend of mine invited me to his concert a couple summers ago and I think I was hungover so I passed. Now I am very upset. His voice is just pure sex and the beat to this song makes you want to get down and boogie. Yes. I said boogie, deal with it.
Sometimes also I hate posting live performances because they are lame...which is sad but true these days. He rocks this out live.
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Today I am featuring John Legend. He has created quite a lot of buzz in the past year and for some odd reason I never checked out his music. I recently downloaded this song, "Used to Love U" and I have been obsessed. A friend of mine invited me to his concert a couple summers ago and I think I was hungover so I passed. Now I am very upset. His voice is just pure sex and the beat to this song makes you want to get down and boogie. Yes. I said boogie, deal with it.
Sometimes also I hate posting l...
So when celebrities check into hotels under fake names what do they use? Have you ever been curious. Well the folks at PageSix Magazine are here to the rescue. It is actually quite funny going through these lists of aliases.
Angelina Jolie- Miss Lollipop
Jennifer Aniston- Mrs. Smith (um, ok..)
Val Kilmer- Thomas Paine
Paris Hilton- Tinkerbell (ya that's not obvious)
George Clooney- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Bono- J.C Penney (isn't that where you can buy his shirts?)
Britney Spears- Bella
Overall these are a bit weak. My favorite is that I guess John...
Channel 4 in the UK is has a new show called "Too Big To Walk?" It is a rip off of NBC's "The Biggest Loser." Essentially they are taking a group of morbidly obese people and taking them on a 500 mile trek from England to Edinburgh.
I really hope that nobody really is "Too Big to Walk" because that is essentially the whole point of the show. I wonder what the catchphrase is....are they going to kick off people when they can't keep walking?
"You are...Too Big to Walk." Depressing eh. I can't eve...
How adorable is this little girl? Also, Brad Pitt is the hottest father in the world. He looks so happy to finally be playing the role of daddy. Jennifer Aniston must be crying in her soy milk organic peruvian no-carb oatmeal right now.
For more adorable pics check out Dlisted....
Beyonce decided to show her support for the troops by wearing a zip up hoodie without pants. That is really all I have to say about this. Also, whoever did her hair seemed to be working with the theme of "poodle."...
So if Network TV was a Porn here would be some must see shows:
*30 Cock
*How I Fucked Your Mother
*Studio 69 On The Sunset Strip
*Family Gay
*The Ass
*Ballville
*The Porn Adventures Old Christine
*Gays Anatomy
*The Unit (well, that actually is the name of a show but it still sounds like porn)
Please...if you have any TV Porn ideas, comment away....
Britney Spears was spotted leaving an AA meeting wearing her wedding ring which has led many to speculate that perhaps Kevin and her are heading towards a reconciliation. Kevin has been a visitor to Promises in Malibu where Britney is in rehab. Since Britney's decent into crazy, Kevin has been taking care of his babies and also has been a stand-up guy not speaking with the media or attacking Britney's behavior.
Though I think that his silence might be financially motivated, Kevin really has c...
I'm so sick and tired of all of these young former child stars turned hard partying starlets getting pregnant when they are in their early 20s. Even if they feel really old and mature because they were making millions at the age that we all were attempting to take our SATs it doesn't mean that they are ready to bring children into the world.
The latest victim to the "ya, kids will TOTALLY calm me down" curse is Charlotte Church. Remember that cute little Welsh girl who put out "Voice of an Angel....
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Paris Hilton, who has offically earned her nickname "celebutard," is facing up to 3 months in prison after driving on a suspended license. Paris wasn't supposed to be driving after being convicted of alcohol-related reckless driving and given 36 months probation. Of course not only did she drive, but she also decided to drive her brand-new Bentley Continental GTC without her headlights on.
The Los Angeles City Attorney's Office is all over this. I think that they should make an example out of...
So The Beet will cover AI in all of its homo-tastic glory but seriously Simon Cowell just called out Ryan totally gaying it up.
Here is their verbal intercourse discussing Nick Pedro's outfit.
Ryan:
"What would you dress him up in, just so he has some guidance"
Simon:
"I'm not a stylist"
Ryan:
"A black shirt maybe something tight snug, rub a little of the chest" (as he rubs his chest)
Simon:
"Lets just calm this one down a bit Ryan"
Now I know they were trying to reference Simon oddly rubbing h...