Today's Evil Beet Gossip

SNL Sometimes is Funny

I know that this video isn't new to some of you...but for those that thought the "Dick in the Box" was the only funny thing on SNL in the past few months check out "The Dakota Fanning Show." I love Amy Poehler, she really rocks my world almost as much as Tina Fey. A little industry secret from the T...they are doing a movie together very soon! Yea!!!! Amy as Dakota Fanning and Drew Barrymore as Abigail Breslin is just too funny for words. It is rare when SNL makes me laugh out loud so if you haven't checked this out please do. It is quite funny that while Dakota Fanning tries to push the limits of her acting chops Abigail has taken over as the sweet little girl people like to have appear on their red carpets in party dresses. Ah, youth fades honey, strike while the iron is hot. It is totally safe for work and funny enough that you could foward this link to your friends and family...then they can find the boobs, va jay jay, and dirty posts from the Beeters on their own... /> I know that this video isn't new to some of you...but for those that thought the "Dick in the Box" was the only funny thing on SNL in the past few months check out "The Dakota Fanning Show." I love Amy Poehler, she really rocks my world almost as much as Tina Fey. A little industry secret from the T...they are doing a movie together very soon! Yea!!!! Amy as Dakota Fanning and Drew Barrymore as Abigail Breslin is just too funny for words. It is rare when SNL makes me laugh out loud so if you...

Betting on Heather Mills’ Leg

heather_dance.JPG I know this is in poor taste, but Heather Mills keeps talking about her leg falling off when she is competing in "Dancing With the Stars" and it keeps making me laugh. Talking with Extra, Mills said, "It's very very unlikely my leg's going to fly off even though it would be quite funny to knock one of the judges out." Because of all of this leg talk, www.bodog.com has started to take bets on if the leg will or will not fall off in competition. They made "no" a heavy favorite and the rules ...

Salma’s Baby Clock Was Ticking

salma_blog_0.jpg So this isn't much of a shocking story, but according to Us Weekly, Salma Hayek pretty much used her uber-rich slightly uggs hubby-to-be for his sperm. "Salma and Francois haven't even been dating a year. They were friends for awhile," says a source. "The truth is that Salma is 40 years old and really wanted a baby. She's gotten to the point where she really wanted a baby. Francois treats her amazingly and she knew he would be a good father. Most of her friends barely know him! They're just re...

Jess Goes to The Dark Side

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are totally a couple now and they are starting to look eerily similar. Jess's hair keeps getting darker and she is sporting a rocker chick look, which is quite a departure for her. This black on black suiting ensemble is not really working for me. 293simpsonmayer030907.jpgJessica Simpson and John Mayer are totally a couple now and they are starting to look eerily similar. Jess's hair keeps getting darker and she is sporting a rocker chick look, which is quite a departure for her. This black on black suiting ensemble is not really working for me. Remember when Jess was a sun-kissed California goddess? I loved that Jess. She was dumb and tan and it worked for me. This dark brooding Jess isn’t really my cup of tea. They both look like they need to lie in the sun and get some seriou...

Yo! The Hills Raps

Ever wondered what those other dudes from Season 1 of "The Hills" who were buddy buddy with Jason were doing now that their brief moment of fame has ended? We just thought that they were playing nice with Jason for the cameras, but in this moving music video tribute we see that they are saddened by Jason's recent move to prison. I find it funny that they a) refrence PerezHilton so they can get on the site b) are "actors" yet have resorted to making YouTube parody videos and c) shower naked together in the video. />Ever wondered what those other dudes from Season 1 of "The Hills" who were buddy buddy with Jason were doing now that their brief moment of fame has ended? We just thought that they were playing nice with Jason for the cameras, but in this moving music video tribute we see that they are saddened by Jason's recent move to prison. I find it funny that they a) refrence PerezHilton so they can get on the site b) are "actors" yet have resorted to making YouTube parody videos and c) shower naked together...

Geico Cavemen…The TV Show

headline_1172901860.jpg ABC is retarded. I like the Geico Cavemen commercials...I find them really funny but I don't know if there is enough funny for a half-hour sitcom once a week. The story goes that one of the Cavemen ends up marrying a southern society girl, Kate and she ends up taking him into her world of country clubs and high living with hilarious results. It is a "fish out of water" tale that fails to address the fact that cavemen kind of disappeared in the Stone Age. How will they explain the existen...

Timba! Timber! to the Rescue

timbaland-producer.jpg Timbaland wants to get Britney back on top of the music game and has evidently gotten Justin Timberlake on board to help him. Justin allegedly said he would work with Britney but "she's just gotta be serious." Timbaland says that he wants to "Take her away, go overseas and work (it) out. I just want to hold her hand. I want her to be in my camp, to be around Justin. I need Justin to talk to her. Help her, please!" I don't know if I really believe this story but I would like to. A hot Timbaland trac...

Oh Snap!

satanonheaven.jpg Scojo has totally let the world know what she thinks of Lindsay Lohan in Parade Magazine. She doesn't mention Lindsay outright but this quote leaves little to the imagination. Talking about her work habits Scarlett lets us know that, unlike some party-happy starlets, she gets to work on time. "I'm very responsible when I'm working. I've just been doing it for a long time, and I'm not the kind of person who is going to show up to work three hours late, or maybe not come at all. That's just not who ...

Late-Night Links

Kevin Federline decides to get his kids away from all the insanity of Hollywood. The obvious destination: Vegas. [Gossip or Truth] Much to my chagrin, we still care about Kristin Cavallari. [POTP] Naomi Campbell has been sentenced to floor-sweeping. Kinky. [The Blemish] Hey, Joel Madden: if you want the paparazzi out of your face, don't go to Mr. Chow's with Nicole Richie. Honestly, people. There are restaurants all over Los Angeles. [dlisted] David Faustino stole a marijuana clinic. Yeah, that's right. Bud Bundy. And a marijuana clinic. [Cele|bitchy] Adrianne Curry: still ridiculously hot. You know who's hitting that? Peter Brady. [Celebslam] Simon Cowell weighs in on Kellie Pickler's new ... um ... shoes. Note that the interviewer here is his girlfriend. [Celebrity Smack] Booted Idols Leslie Hunt and Alaina Alexander dish on the backstage goings-on. [ICYDK] Chris Daughtrey manages to do an entire interview with Life magazine without saying "Taylor Hicks who?" I don't think I would have been that strong. [GTS] />Kevin Federline decides to get his kids away from all the insanity of Hollywood. The obvious destination: Vegas. [Gossip or Truth] Much to my chagrin, we still care about Kristin Cavallari. [POTP] Naomi Campbell has been sentenced to floor-sweeping. Kinky. [The Blemish] Hey, Joel Madden: if you want the paparazzi out of your face, don't go to Mr. Chow's with Nicole Richie. Honestly, people. There are restaurants all over Los Angeles. [dlisted] David Faustino stole a marijuana clinic. Yeah, that's right. Bud Bundy. And a marijuana clinic. [Cele...

I Just Don’t Get It

Ok so maybe I'm just clueless or totally off-base but seriously...why is this girl famous? Kirsten Dunst is not only really pale but also has a so-so body, little boobs and horrible fashion sense. Can we please have a moment to discuss the awful white sunglasses??? When she was a little girl she was awesome in "Interview With the Vampire" but since then she has been quite annoying. I don't understand why she is famous when she is not much of an actress and is really not that attractive. ...