Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Paris and a Penis…Like Peanut Butter and Jelly

parisblackdick.jpg Another picture of Paris and some guy's penis. Shocking huh? Media Take Out has pics of Paris holding the alleged penis of Cee Lo from Gnarls Barkley. It is Paris for sure, the wonky eye gives her away, but I'm not 100% sure that it is really Cee Lo. I guess it is a big deal because this guy is married with kids but that has never stopped good ole Paris before. This picture is evidently from a sex tape which features Paris and the "Crazy" singer. I love that slang for giving head is "giving br...

Hilary Admits That “Baby Fat” Was Kind of a Lie

hilary_duff180.jpg So obviously when Hilary Duff got really skinny she wasn't just "losing her baby fat" as she kept repeating to the media. Hilary says she felt pressure to lose weight which makes sense since the second any woman in Hollywood strays from washboard abs blogs put them on "bump watch." "I did get skinny. I've felt that pressure like everyone else in my position. When a newspaper comes out that says 'Duff Puff – she must have gained 15 pounds' or something like that, how would any normal perso...

Monday Morning Music

Right when I was graduating from high school I bought a Guster CD after seeing a video on VH1. Thankfully, they only really sold out that once and on the DL have been producing amazing tunes for over a decade that escape mainstream radio and TV play. I have been a big fan of this band ever since that first CD and also have gotten the chance to see them live about four times. If you haven't seen them live you are missing out. The drummer plays his drums with his hands...it is kind of awesome to watch, espically after a few drinks. This song "Satellite" is another one of their super catchy tunes and the video is quite fun. If you haven't checked out Guster yet, please do and you will be hooked. />Right when I was graduating from high school I bought a Guster CD after seeing a video on VH1. Thankfully, they only really sold out that once and on the DL have been producing amazing tunes for over a decade that escape mainstream radio and TV play. I have been a big fan of this band ever since that first CD and also have gotten the chance to see them live about four times. If you haven't seen them live you are missing out. The drummer plays his drums with his hands...it is kind of awesome to watch,...

A Letter to Posh

poshbecks.jpg I thank the Beet quite often for introducing me to The Gilded Moose. It is one of the funniest, smartest, snarky sites out there and today they published quite an amusing letter to Miss Posh Spice who recently moved into Meg Ryan's old digs in Bel Air. Dear Posh Spice, Welcome to Los Angeles. We are so excited to have you here! Also, congratulations of purchasing your new home in Bel Air, the one you bought (allegedly) from Meg Ryan for 20 million dollars. I bet for that much you get a full...

Regis is Ok!

regis_heart_surg.jpg I love Regis and Kelly. I was very sad to hear that 75 year-old Regis, who is quite healthy for his age, was having heart bypass surgery. Kelly announced yesterday that Regis is doing well and already joking around with the nurses. Regis has been on TV for 40 years which is amazing. When Regis was going off to the hospital, Kelly oftered to sponge bathe Regis which is a wee bit creepy. Here is the on-air banter with Kelly and guest-host Damien Fahey that sort of conjured up some disturbing...

Kate Looking Great

kate-dog.jpg Kate Bosworth with her dog on the set of her new movie "21" is looking adorable. She is still a bit thin but after seeing pictures of her last year during the "Superman" junket I'm glad that she finally is looking healthy and happy. Kate is a smart cookie and her new movie is putting that to use. "21" is the true story of six MIT students who were trained to become experts in card counting won millions of dollars in Vegas. I love her darker hair and I hope this non-scary skinny Kate stays ar...

Sanjaya is What is Wrong With American Idol

mainsanjaya2.jpg Sanjaya is still in "American Idol." I am not the only one who thinks that this is just wrong. Simon Cowell has come out saying that he will quit the show if the plucky Indian crooner wins the top prize on AI. Cowell has said, "He's not going to win. I won't be back if he does!" "American Idol" has always had those singers that aren't very good but stay in the competition because they are dynamic or interesting. We've had Ryan Starr, Scott Savol, and few other little gems but they really were never as bo...

Want to Send Britney Well Wishes?

britney_spears180.jpg So Britney Spears is trying really hard to make people forget about her last year of chubby, crazy and naked. She wants us to remember her when she was hot, wickedly famous and naked. Her new website not only has a hot pic of Britney when she was tan and skinny, but also various well-wishes from people all over the world. You too can send your well wishes to Brit Brit and shop her Official Store! I'm so excited. I was out of Curious Fragrance lotion and really felt the need to send Britne...

Clan Jolie-Pitt’s New Addition

angieboy.jpg Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have added yet another gorgeous child to their brood. Pham Quang Sang's (first kid in the pic) adoption was made official today. Maddox and Angelina went to pick up the child who is now named Pax Thien Jolie. I really feel like Angelina has a sixth sense about these children. Maddox is on his way to be such a cutie and Baby Z is gorgeous. I'm so excited for the new family photos. I find it a bit weird that they have joked about "adopting enough kids for a socc...

Wednesday Morning Funny

For those sad that Monday Morning Music was missing monday (I blame my job...working is so 1995) here is Wednesday Morning Funny. This is a favorite on the Logo Network (the network for the gays). It is NSFW....but way too funny for words. />For those sad that Monday Morning Music was missing monday (I blame my job...working is so 1995) here is Wednesday Morning Funny. This is a favorite on the Logo Network (the network for the gays). It is NSFW....but way too funny for words. ...