Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Miss USA 2007

tn.jpg This year, like always, we had some beautiful girls but only one could take home the title of Top Model...I mean Miss USA. Since Donald Trump has taken over the pageant it has been sex and scandal! Tara Connor's recovery from drug and alcohol abuse is huge part of the show tonight. Going to rehab I guess is part of the new American Dream. I am a bit upset because Tara got these awful bangs and seems a bit boring. Maybe all of her charisma came from the coke? I was a big Tara Connor fan because...

We Are Crazy About Knut

11346521.jpg The cute three-month-old polar bear Knut has become a star in his native Germany. Some crazy animal rights people want to have Knut killed after his mother abandoned him but the Berlin Zoo will keep him in captivity. They believe he will grow big and strong and will be well taken care of at the Zoo. Polar bears are generally loners so his human bonding won't be detrimental to his well-being. Today was Knut's hotly-anticipated debut to the world. They are making stuffed Knut polar bears outsi...

Dancing With The Stars

dancing_with_the_stars.jpg So I understand that this show premiered Monday but I am a little slow on the uptake this week with my reality TV...thank my lucky stars for TiVo...sweet TiVo. "Dancing with the Stars" is back for its 4th Season! Dancers won't be leaving us until next week so really this first week we are just getting to know how bad these d-listers really are at the Cha Cha. We get to meet the professional dancers first and they are hot as always...lots of babes and Russian hotties. The production number wi...

Bye Bye Beyonce

stephanie_edwards.jpg Oh wait, I guess her name is actually Stephanie Edwards. I never really liked her very much to be perfectly honest. I was a little shocked that Chris Richardson was in the bottom 2. America does vote on personality and I think Stephanie came off as a bit entitled and boring. It is another victory for Sanjaya. He is a cute kid and honestly I am starting to see why little girls are voting for him. Did I just say that? He will now offically be on tour with the rest of the Idols. Sanjaya is in the T...

Rehab is The New Black

jesse-metcalfe-2.jpg Recently Britney Spears, Linsday Lohan, Robbie Williams, and countless other celebrities have checked themselves into rehab. Now one would think that this would be a private endeavor yet most of these celebrities make it into a big publicity event. The latest D-lister to join the rehab posse is Jessie Metcalfe. Funny how we haven't seen much of him lately and then all of a sudden he ends up in rehab. Today his publicist released the following, "On Monday, March 19, Jesse Metcalfe entered a re...

Bill Murray…Yes, he is still alive.

bill_murray_150.jpg I don't know if people care about Bill Murray anymore. If you do care I just saw him in Tony D'Napoli in New York. Here are four interesting observations. 1) He looks really old in person...like the hostesses were overheard going "Dude, that Bill Murray guy looks like hell" 2) He had about 6 glasses of wine that I could see... 3) He wiped his face on his watiress's apron 4) He kept going to the kitchen and at one point I saw him bring in his coffee cupNow one might think that I'm trying to sa...

Is Hermione Quitting?

emma_blog.jpg Rumor has it that Emma Watson is considering not returning for the last two "Harry Potter" movies. Emma, who is now 16, will be 20 by the time that the "Harry Potter" series is over. The studio is denying that she is considering not joining her fellow castmates to finish out the series. She is a very pretty girl and I'm sure she will have a future in the movies but it wouldn't be a good idea to piss off all of the tried and true "Harry Potter" fans. Guessing they will throw a lot of mone...

I Think I Just Threw Up in My Mouth

toridean_300×250_oven_dft.jpg I love reality TV, really I do. I have issues, however, with "Celeb Reality" shows. I don't know why I hate them so much but I do. I loved Tori's first "unscripted" show, "So noTORIous," partially because her mom, Candy, was played by Loni Anderson but this new venture makes me a little ill. It is cute how she is playing Suzie Housewife but do you really want to watch Tori Spelling sell all of her crap at a yard sale? Sadly, I feel as though America does and this show might do well. It is on the Oxy...