Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Who is Jude Law F**king Today?

judelaw2.jpg The real question is who isn't he f**king? Jude has been linked to Lindsay Lohan (gross), Natalie Portman (way too good for him) and now Courtney Love's yoga instructor. According to Courtney's website Courtney said that she caught Jude and her yoga instructor in the act. “[I] just found out my yoga teacher is f-ing Jude Law. She’s got a hot bod.” You just found your yoga instructor having sex? That is a little odd. Was she early for her session and caught them doing downward...

American Idol Romance?

alaina_alex300.jpg Evidently Chris Richardson (Justin Timblerlake) and Alaina Alexander (the hot one that got booted right away) have been having a little "American Idol" relationship. Sources have spotted Chris and Alaina hanging out in LA and she has sat with his family during some of his Idol performances. Alaina Alexander who has some sexy photos of her own on the internet and Chris I think make an adorable couple. Anyone in LA if you see them together please send us pics! ...

Fashion Victim of the Week

73727800.jpg Today we have a few young ladies as our victims. They all have the same issue and it is called "clothes that make you look fat." I understand that the drapey look is in now but really it makes these tiny little actresses look almost zaftig. If I ate salads and ran on treadmills all day long to keep myself under 100 pounds I'd be a little pissed if my stylist made me look like this. I hope that soon fashion will embrace the waist, I'm over the pregnancy look. I'm in no way calling these girls fat......

Diddy Quote of the Day

diddy-porter.jpg "I've spent a lot of time with Kim in Paris, And it's been perfect. As soon as we landed, we went straight to the Eiffel Tower, drank champagne at the top and just kissed and kissed. Then we went up to my suite and had tantric sex for at least 30 hours, ordering up whipped cream and strawberries while we were at it. As meticulous as I am with my work, I'm more meticulous with lovemaking. I like to do it for a long time. A lot of guys out there get married, and they still do their own thing. I don'...

Diddy Knocked Up Danity Kane?

1174997201aubrey_pregnant2.jpg This story is really too good to be true. Rumors are circulating that Aubrey O'Day from "Making the Band":Danity Kane edition is knocked up with Diddy's baby. I do believe that these two have knocked boots on more than one occasion but I hope that Aubrey is not Diddy's fourth baby mama. The scoop from an insider at Bad Boy says that Aubrey is with child. "People here are always gossiping, so at first I didn't listen to them. But I swear ... now Aubrey is beginning to show. Everyone knows she...

Abercrombie=Class

15292_01_p.jpg I used to love Abercrombie when I was in high school and I'm sure you did too. To be perfectly honest the day I couldn't fit into my Abercrombie denim shorts was a sad day for me. In addition to their naked catalogs, Abercrombie also has a long history of really classy t-shirt designs. This above is one of my favorites. I feel as though some Kappa Sigma Beta boys are really excited to put this on before their big keggers. I bet some drunk girl has actually come up to a cute frat boy that o...

Dancing With the Stars

dancing_with_the_stars.jpg This is the last week that we have all of our celebrity dancers. Tomorrow someone leaves us but thankfully we had two weeks with our lovely dancers. The show this season is quite entertaining. Everybody seems to be having fun no matter how bad they are. Apolo Anton Ohno/Julianne Hough- Apolo is just so adorable doing the quickstep with his partner Julianne. You can see that they are having such a good time together and I am really impressed that Apolo really got all of the footwork down. I r...

Monday Morning Music

I hate to agree with PerezHilton who is all hot and bothered for Mika, but this time I have to. His song "Love Today" is such a fun bouncy song that makes you want to go frolic on a beach somewhere after having a few too many fruity cocktails. Love today y'all. The world is a great place. Britney is out of rehab, Linsday stole Stavros and Kim Kardashian is still not really famous. Check out "Love Today" by Mika. PS- I know it isn't the morning, but think of me as that drunk roommate in college who would wake up at 3pm daily and want breakfast. K. Kisses, T />I hate to agree with PerezHilton who is all hot and bothered for Mika, but this time I have to. His song "Love Today" is such a fun bouncy song that makes you want to go frolic on a beach somewhere after having a few too many fruity cocktails. Love today y'all. The world is a great place. Britney is out of rehab, Linsday stole Stavros and Kim Kardashian is still not really famous. Check out "Love Today" by Mika. PS- I know it isn't the morning, but think of me as that drunk roommate in college who would wake up at 3pm ...

Allegra Versace is Not Doing Well

d-versace-2.jpg Allegra Versace has been checked into a facility to deal with her anorexia. According to reports, Allegra is 70 pounds and is being fed through a feeding tube and being monitored around the clock. Hopefully she will get the help she needs at this new place as she has been fighting this disease for a while. Pictures of her looking painfully thin have been out there since 2004. At 11, Allegra inherited quite a lot of money from her late uncle, Gianni Versace, and her years of problems do well to il...

Grease- Who Did America Want?

grease.jpg I will admit, with a bit of reluctance, that I watched the entire season of "Grease- You're The One That I Want." I have to say, that as someone who is involved in the world of musical theatre, this show is totally contrived. These people aren't the best of Broadway...but singing and dancing makes good TV and the Broadway production of Grease has already grossed 3 million in early ticket sales. Even if this wasn't a winner in the ratings the producers of the show will be making a lot of money. ...