Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Dancing With the Stars

performers.jpg So my parents have decided not to enjoy the beauty that is DVR, and have yet to fix their one working VCR so I sadly missed the show last night due to the Arizona Diamondbacks Opening Day. I love this show and I really hope you do to. Next week I will be back with more coverage. If you missed last night as I did you missed... *Joey Fat One and Kym Johnson getting the only 10 of the night for their hot paso double. *John Ratzenberger's cute 91 year-old mom Bertha cheering him on. *Heather...

Charlotte Church Not Cute Pregnant

churchbikini3.jpg So you know those girls that get pregnant and use it as an excuse to get fat? I have a feeling that Charlotte Church is one of them. Here she is on a beach in Thailand letting it all out. She only is four months pregnant so the pooch is a hold out from her boozing days. I actually love Charlotte Church. When I lived in London for a bit I realized that she is the tabloid equivalent to Britney Spears/Paris Hilton out there. She stopped selling music a while ago but her TV show is a hit and her ...

Now Gay Men Can Have a Wedding Fit For a Queen

mickey.jpg I am a big fan of gay marriage. I honestly think that if two people want to commit to each other they should be able to have a wedding. Dinsey is now allowing anyone and everyone to get married with Mickey Mouse. Gay couples are now able to purchase their Fairy Tale Wedding Package. Donn Walker, Disney Parks and Resorts Spokesman said that they are updating their packages to include all couples. "We are updating our Fairy Tale Wedding guidelines to include commitment ceremonies. This is consistent with our policy of creat...

Hollywood Jailbait

hayden_panettiere_out_2_small.jpg Hayden Panettiere needs to turn 18 soon so scores of men don't feel dirty looking at these photos. Hayden, now that she is a big TV star, has hit the LA club scene with a vengeance. I can understand why she would high tail it out of NYC because I have met her mother on a TV set and talk about crazy. Give it time ladies and gentlemen, we do have another Dina Lohan on our hands, it is just a matter of time till she comes out of hiding. Hayden does her best underage starlet in Hollywood. Water bottle...

Haley’s Military Fans

haley_banner.jpg Haley Scarnato's fiancé Bobby Krudwig got his brother and his fellow servicemen to give her a shout out from Iraq. Krudwig's brother, Army Capt. Keith Krudwig, 34 (far left, wearing sunglasses in the photo) is in his second tour in Iraq and since he couldn't be there to support Hayley in person, he had his mom hold up a sign that was panned to before she was annouced Tuesday. I'm kind of a Haley fan. I have no idea why. She seems so sweet. Can't wait for her naked pics to hit the intern...

Tanya from the Real World…in Soft Core Porn?

000_0066jpg.jpg Tanya Cooley from the "Real World"/every stupid other mutation of that mess has ventured into the world of soft core porn. Wow Tanya, that is classy. Her movie is called “The Erotic Traveler 02: Lost in Ecstasy." You can get it on Cinimax OnDemand. According to the folks over at Reality Blurred, who watched the porn, it isn't very exicted and followed the normal soft core format. It general consists of, "A series of imagined flashbacks about the man and woman in the photo lead, of course...

Sanjaya Isn’t Going Anywhere…And That’s Not Such a Bad Thing

20070328-sanjaya.jpgKen Warwick, executive producer of "American Idol" says that he understands the Sanjaya obsession and doesn't think it is harming the show. He knows that this kid makes good TV and I love that the judges have just given up saying anything negative about him. Warwick realizes there may be some people that turn into Idol just to see how bad Sanjaya really is. “Well, the fact of the matter is that someone on the show getting attention doesn’t really bother me, obviously, He’s still t...

What is Wrong With Her Face?

nicole_kidman31.jpg I am all for getting plastic surgery on your body. Get some boobs! Lift your butt! Lipo lipo lipo. Ladies, however, stay away from messing with your face. Lip injections, too much botox, and a few unfortuneate nips and tucks have made Nicole Kidman a creepy version of her former self. Take a cue from Michelle Pfeiffer. She has allowed herself to age gracefully and still looks like herself. You can't be young forever, and somehow I have a feeling Nicole has aged herself by being too thi...

Kate and Owen Still Going Strong

kate_hudson.jpg Owen and Kate last Friday went on a cozy lunch date in Santa Monica. After Owen, Kate's "You, Me and Dupree" costar, broke up her marriage to that uggs rocker guy there were rumors that the relationship was over as Owen is a notorious toxic bachelor. I am guessing, from the looks of this photo, that their relationship is back on. They actually look really cute together. I don't care if Kate cheated, she is just adorable. ...