Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lindsay Made Some Enemies

loperezparis1.jpg So Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton really do not get along. Here is a hacked MySpace message that I found on MollyGood. Here are some highlights of the article. *Fuck you cunt! now that really does make me wonder...i know you chill with perez that is a given...u guys use eachother like tampons (Lindsay refering to Paris and PerezHilton's relationship) *i won't sit here and pretend like we are friends. this shits so old, i get headaches. go suck elliots dick (Elliot is Paris Hilton's PR...

Nice to Know Ya Sanjaya

300h.jpg The madness that is Sanjaya is now over. Last night on “American Idol” Sanjaya finally got the boot and really it was time. I felt a bit sad for him because I really think he was having a good time being the nations’ unlikely Idol. His Ponyhawk and signature smile made him loveable. His voice, well, it wasn’t very good and he never really cared. America embraced him in different ways. Some, like Howard Stern and PerezHilton, encouraged their fans to vote for him to ...

Pratt is a Prick

0000009099_20060920160602.jpg Seriously I don't know who this Spencer Pratt guy thinks he is but LC is wayyyyy cooler than he will ever be. Remember Spencer, she was the famous one that got you on TV in the first place. From what i've heard your has-been ass has not been able to get in the clubs lately. Wonder why. Here is a telling exerpt from the Spencer/Hedi US Weekly interview. Us: Spencer, did Lauren’s split from your pal Brody Jenner makes things tricky? Pratt: “Lauren couldn’t get into clubs ...

Kate Lookalikes Out of a Job

career1704_468×496.jpg Interesting story coming out of the UK today, I guess the Kate/William split is upsetting more people than we first thought. A group of women who are Kate Middleton lookalikes sat down to give an interview about how upset they were that they were now out of a job. According to these women, who in my opinion look nothing like Kate, they were paid up to 500-600 dollars to pose as the Princess in waiting. One of the ladies shares her upset with us. I'm really sad that the door to my future...

Haven’t Had Enough Larry?

lbirkheadr1804_468×578preview.jpg I hate that this is the second post about Larry Birkead but here are some photos from his shoot with OK Magazine. I have to say that he and Danni look beautiful together. I guess he and Anna were secretly engaged. No matter what this is a beautiful child and I hope somebody can get over the hype and actually take care of her. Gay Larry update via TMZ UPDATE: In reference to the National Enquirer stories, Larry tells OK! "Both stories are totally untrue. I understand that's part of the...

Larry Birkhead Likes Boys Too!

birkhead2.jpg So now some guy has come forward saying that he had a homosexual affair with Larry Birkhead (otherwise known as Anna Nicole's baby daddy). I guess he plays on both teams which the frosted tips sort of give away. According to the National Enquirer, which is obviously the best source of news out there, Larry and a model Kerrick Ross had a hot and heavy affair. The two met at a cocktail party in Louisville around mid-2000 when Birkhead was a struggling real estate agent and writer, angling for a sho...

The Seinfeld Curse Removed

13639689spasulka4172007103832am.jpg Here is Julia Louis-Dreyfus doing press for her show, "The New Adventures of Old Christine" which is one of the funniest sitcoms on television. This show did much better than her previous effort, "Watching Ellie" which lasted only one season on NBC. Did anyone even watch "Watching Ellie?" I watch a lot of TV people and I didn't even know that show existed. She, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards all have have serious difficulties post-Seinfeld having hit TV shows which create the phrase "Seinfeld...

Our Condolences

Breaking news is that 20 students have been fatally shot at Virginia Tech. They have locked down their classrooms and cancelled all classes. For more information please click here. The students and faculty of Virginia Tech our in our prayers. Evidently more information can be found on the Virginia Tech website but it isn't loading at this time. Update: This is the deadliest campus shooting in United States history. Ed Update: It'll probably wind up being the deadliest mass shooting in all of U.S. history. The White House's response to this? “The president believes that there is a right for people to bear arms, but that all laws must be followed.” I mean, it's way sad that all these people are dead and shit, but, like, before we get carried away here, let's be clear on the fact that this should in no way open up a national discussion on gun control. Just so we're all clear. K? K. />Breaking news is that 20 students have been fatally shot at Virginia Tech. They have locked down their classrooms and cancelled all classes. For more information please click here. The students and faculty of Virginia Tech our in our prayers. Evidently more information can be found on the Virginia Tech website but it isn't loading at this time. Update: This is the deadliest campus shooting in United States history. Ed Update: It'll probably wind up being the deadliest mass shooting i...