Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Rosie Cares About Babies

rosiedoll.jpg Rosie isn't going to bother Elizabeth anymore about current affairs. The left and right wingers usually spar over issues such as abortion, the war in Iraq and Georgie B. in general. Rosie today decided to call a truce on her crazy blog since Elizabeth is preggers and she doesn't want to upset the unborn fetus. on the view u have seen my last hasselbeck spat 2 day was it no more - its done there is a new life there - inside and in the end - what else matters Touching Rosie. Just touching. ...

Katie Holmes…Cheating Already?

kmm0427_011.jpg Katie Holmes on the set of her new movie "Mad Money" has been seen getting very cozy with her co-star Adam Rothenberg. According to MSNBC, “They shot a scene in which Adam wrapped his arms around Katie’s waist, then the two of them had an intimate discussion. They lingered after the director said ‘cut,’ and it got everyone talking.” I'm guessing that her love life isn't very satisfying if you know what I mean. I heard rumors that Tom Cruise doesn't like to ove...

Best. Purse Puppy. Ever.

puppy.jpg We love hot bitches here at the Beet. Here is the newest canine celebrity Tiny Dancer. He is 11 months old, 18-ounches and 4-inches tall which makes him quite little. When he is 1 year-old he will claim the title of the Smallest Dog Alive. His owner carries him around wraps up in a blanket or usually puts him in a baby stroller. How cute is that? I'm sure Paris Hilton is calling this woman up offering her a car or something for this little dog. It is the true purse puppy. [source]...

Is This the New “It” Couple?

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz seem to be the new hot "Young Hollywood" couple. Checking out some pics on Wireimage you can see... Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Host a Party at Angels and Kings - April 30, 2007 Ashlee and Pete Angels and KingsAshlee Simpson and Pete Wentz seem to be the new hot "Young Hollywood" couple. Checking out some pics on Wireimage you can see... Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Host a Party at Angels and Kings - April 30, 2007 Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Sighting in Midtown Manhattan - April 30, 2007 That day Pete Wentz was also on TRL. People are obsessed with this weird couple and to be perfectly honest I think that they are just weird. I guess its is the combo of too much plastic surgery, ta...

Quote of the Day

2007-03-17t210253z_01_nootr_rtridsp_2_ouken-uk-joss.jpg Joss Stone thinks that maybe Britney just wanted a little airing out. We shouldn't be mad at Britney Spears because she didn't wear underwear. That's her choice. She wasn't hurting anybody. That was her. She decided not to wear underwear. Maybe she wanted a little breeze. That's her decision. But we should be mad at the guy who posted it on the Internet. What an [expletive], what a [expletive] [expletive]. That's a really mean, nasty, malicious, terrible thing to do to somebody. When you fla...

Evidently There is a Penis Fish

180px-candiru_pic1.jpg Want to know if the Penis Fish on "Grey's Anatomy" really exists? Here is some information from your resident internet whore...the T. ‎The candirú or canero (Vandellia cirrhosa) or toothpick fish is a freshwater fish in the group commonly called the catfish. It is found in the Amazon River and has a reputation among the natives as the most feared fish in its waters, even over the piranha. The species has been known to grow to a size of 6 inches in length and is eel shape...

She’s an Ugly Dude

alexisarquette.jpg Or is he an ugly chick? I'm a bit confused. Alexis Arquette is seen here at the "She's My Brother" film premiere. He/She looks a big haggard. Def more Lindsay Lohan than Scarlett Johansson. This movie, according to IMDB is "A documentary on Alexis Arquette and the process of her sex reassignment surgery." Does that mean that he/she doesn't have a penis? Interesting... I couldn't find much about the movie but more power to her if she/he...oh I give up...is a proud woman. I just hope ...

New York Trash

manhattan.jpg So last week I was going to the gym and I saw these little notes (on card stock paper mind you) taped up and down my hallway. They also were printed in various fonts, BOLD, and varying colors show show emphasis. Not only was a little shocked to see that one of my neighbors cared enough to actually post a community note but also more shocked to discover that one of my (way cooler) neighbors sent this note into the New York Times. Hereit is in all its glory. To Whom It May Concern: ...

Roger Ebert is a Rock Star

3060000000056148.JPG Roger Ebert was diagnosed with cancer last year and has gone through hell to get better. He was forced to have part of his jaw amputated and because of that, and surgery to fix the problem, he is unable to speak. He knows that illness has ravaged his looks but he isn't hiding and rather is coming out to the media as an example of going on with your life in the face of illness. My Ninth Annual Overlooked Film Festival opens Wednesday night at the University of Illinois at Urbana, and Chaz and I ...