Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Barbie and Ken

Carrie and Tony Romo Here are Carrie Underwood and Tony Romo at the Academy of Country Music Awards. I have to say that they are a really cute couple. They have been playing cat and mouse with the media for some time. When asked if they were a couple after Carrie attended his 27th birthday Romo's rep stated, “They have recently been spending a little time together they are definitely not boyfriend/girlfriend. It’s very casual at this point. It’s [in the] really early stages.” They...

Candy Spelling is My Hero

candy_spelling.jpgTMZ says that this really is a letter Candy sent them to post on the internet. I knew that Candy was sassy but never this awesome. I'm glad she and Tori made up because I bet Tori is so proud of her mommy right now. Dear Paris, As someone who has known you for most of your life, I pay special attention to your press coverage. (Apparently, I'm not alone, based on the responses every word about you creates on TMZ.com and elsewhere.) Paris, I'm very worried about you. The last week has n...

Lindsay Lohan Sober in the Bahamas

Drunk Lindsay Of course not! Sober Lindsay Lohan is so out. Drunk Lindsay is back in style. While other celebrities were out enjoying the sun and playing with the dolphins in the Bahamas Lindsay was getting wasted and dancing in a DJ booth...wow, like that doesn't hapen every weekend. According to USA Today (I love that mainstream papers also love Lindsay Lohan is drunk gossip)... Lindsay Lohan landed in the Bahamas Friday, and while she wouldn't speak with reporters all weekend, she was a force on the ...

What is Wrong With This Picture?

jessica-simpson-eva-longoria-41.jpg Jessica Simpson should not be darker than Eva Longoria. Eva naturally has a hot Latina thing going on but Jess is starting to look like George Hamilton. How much fake tan do you have to put on to look this orange? Somebody should tell Jess that you can either darken your hair or your skin...not both. Jessica Simpson is really looking fugly these days. It keeps getting worse. The whole dark hair, boobs falling out of her shirt, sexy face thing is just not working. There is something to be sa...

Cameron is Really Milking That “Cute” Thing

Cameron Diaz Cameron Diaz loves to be the cute fun-loving tomboy. She showed up to promote her new movie, "Shrek the Third" in this fun little denim number. I actually think this little outfit is cute but she is 34. At one point don't you start rocking something a little more age appropriate? Perhaps she is worried to let go of her 20s but I think she seems to be trying a bit hard these days to be cool and young. You can't dance around in your underwear forever Cameron. What do you think of Cameron's l...

Is Phil Stacey Going to Iraq?

phil_stacey1.jpg Phil Stacey might be missing the Top 10 Idols Tour to go to Iraq. The 29 year-old new father said that he does have a commitment to the military and even though they have been flexible with his Idol schedule he always could be called up to duty according to his AOL TV Tattler exit interview. My primary responsibility is to the United States Navy. The possibility exists that they'll need me for a mission, and if that's the case, I'm committed to following it through. So far, they've been 100...

The Booze Bloat

lindsay1_edited-1.jpg You know in college when you are going through your photos of a night out with the girls? First you look rockin' in your tube top and mini skirt. Then, as the evening winds down, you are downing red headed slut shots and snarfing up chicken tenders. You start to get that booze bloat and end up deleting a good amount of those post 2am photos. Sadly Lindsay Lohan can't do that and she just looks beat here. I don't want to call her fat because she isn't in any way. I will call her a bit of a...