

Just like an alpha dog, right? Jennifer Lopez is staring intensely at the camera, placing her hands so that you can see that diamond ring on That Finger, but she's not engaged. But just talk about her, ok? Please just talk about her.
From People:
About a year after Jennifer Lopez began dating dancer Casper Smart, she was photographed in Paris this week, sporting quite the bauble on her engagement ring finger.
Lopez, 43, already faced engagement rumors in March and June, at leas...
That's Justin Bieber, the new King of Pop, if you'll remember, grabbing his crotch with a gloved hand during a concert and not vomiting. Now, I was busy either playing with blocks, learning to hold my head up, or not being born yet during Michael Jackson's heyday, but wasn't this sort of his thing? Isn't this particular move already taken?
Mull it over, friends, but in the meantime, here's another photo from Justin's concert:
Justin Bieber: King of Pop and Angel of Song. Inspiring...
I don't know all that much about Shirley Manson, to be honest. When Garbage was popular, that kind of music just wasn't my scene, and I haven't had the chance to see if it's my scene now. Regardless, I always thought that Shirley herself was a special kind of gorgeous, and this story that she just told, and that I'm about to tell you? It's just more proof that I need to give this girl a good long look.
Ok, so Shirley was doing this podcast, right? And she was talking about how she got star...
Christina and Hillary were both at this leadership award ceremony in Washington D.C. yesterday because they're both doing really important things to help out all those starving people around the world. And that's a really great thing, it really is. It's a very important cause, and it's a cause that needs all the help it can get. I think it's so admirable that Christina is taking time away from singing about f-cking bodies to use her fame for something good.
But you guys know why I'm postin...
The photo itself isn't that interesting, it's not like it's Chris Brown walking out with his pants halfway down and a used condom stuck to his face with Rihanna waving out of a window. No, it's the story itself, which, of course, is just the latest in the string of stories we've been hearing for the past few days about these two getting back together.
But hey, here's a photo of the two of them together:
This was taken by someone at a Jay-Z concert in New York and then posted on Twitte...
The Situation has been out of rehab since April. He was there for less than two weeks, and even when he was in rehab, we were hearing about how he was planning on keeping up his club appearances, which, you know, sounded like a disaster.
It looks like that was about right, because that lovable Situation is reportedly back off the wagon:
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is in a tough situation.
The Jersey Shore star, 30, who entered rehab for substance abuse in March, "isn't sober anymore...
Bullying sucks. Obviously, right? When I high school, during my very first leading role in a play, during my very first entrance in the very first performance, the lights went up and some douchebag yelled "yo, is she fat?" Also, I used to get punched and kicked and pinched by some asshole with a rattail in elementary school. It's a tough life, you know? I'd never make fun of someone opening up about the pain they felt over being bullied.
But you know what I will make fun of? This st...
Just last night, I told you guys that someone saw Rihanna and Chris Brown making out in a club. It was a little sad, but not surprising at all. Just like it won't be surprising when I tell you that someone else saw Chris and Rihanna hang out at a club and then sneak off to the bathroom for half an hour last night. And you know what that means. It means that your drunk ass has to hold it because a couple of nimrods just can't wait to bone. Awful.
From Hollywood Life:
After being locked in a bathroom fo...
Look, I know some of you will judge me for this, but I love both Jersey Shore and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child, I really, really do. I like Jersey Shore because it's just a big ol' hot mess, and I love to watch hot messes from a safe distance, obviously, and I like Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child because I think they're actually a great little family. Sure, they eat roadkill sometimes, and sure, the mom makes spaghetti sauce by melting butter and ketchup in the microwave (no, really), but the...