Courtney! Oh, the places you will go! The future is so bright for you already, Courtney, and you're only 17! You've already found your soulmate, you've landed a pretty sweet job: you have it made! But wait! What about your further education? If you're on track with your peers (which, to be fair, is a big assumption), you should be just about to get your high school diploma. Do you have any plans for college?
"I would go to college and study all of Doug. All of his body, and all the e...
There's something magical about Wanda Sykes, isn't there? I went through this period when I was probably 12 or 13 where I was obsessed with her. I watched that Chris Rock movie she was in, Down to Earth, all the time, and I remember some TV show she was on around that period that I loved. I thought she was the funniest, and when I saw Evan Almighty, which I also loved (and apparently I was the only one), I was so excited to see her. I think she's just the bee's knees, I really do.
Anyw...
And just so you know, the full title of this post should actually be "Just Because The World Decided to Throw Me A Goddamn Bone and Give Me A Set of Photos Featuring Three of My Very Favorite Things." Seriously, Ryan Gosling? Emma Stone? DOG?! How else am I supposed to take these pictures? If this isn't the universe's way of telling me that I'm on a righteous path, then I honestly don't know what else it could possibly be.
So here you have it, friends: my cosmic reward, or another excellent reason to see The Gangs...
"We're becoming friends again. It's alright, I know what I'm doing. Enough time has gone by. Now with what's going on with the album around the world it's important to be able to share it with him because it's marvellous what has happened. He changed my life, I can't deny that. The album helped me get over splitting up with my boyfriend. It helped me forgive and I hope that he has forgiven himself."
- Adele lets us know that she's been back in touch with the inspiration to her phenomenal album, 21.
You guys, I worry about Adele sometimes, I do. I think it's fair. I mean, if you write songs like "Rolling in the Deep" and "Someone Like You" about a guy, do you think he really deserves a second chance? />
"We're becoming friends again. It's alright, I know what I'm doing. Enough time has gone by. Now with what's going on with the album around the world it's important to be able to share it with him because it's marvellous what has happened. He changed my life, I can't deny that. The album helped me get over splitting up with my boyfriend. It helped me forgive and I hope that he has forgiven himself."
- Adele lets us know that she's been back in touch with the inspiration to her phenomenal al...
This news comes from Star, so take it with a grain of salt. I know I am. I've always been under the impression that if something comes from Star or the Enquirer, then I get to decide if it's true or not. And this time, I'm deciding that Star is full of shit. But, of course, y'all need to decide for yourself, so here's the story:
Ryan Gosling was arrested for a DUI back in 2005, Star magazine is exclusively reporting.
The hunky Canadian was arrested by officers from the central Los Angeles ...
It's ok, you can cry. Heaven knows I did when I heard the news that despite previous reports, our dear Robert Pattinson has no plans to make his very own album at the moment.
So I guess just go back to jamming out to your Paris Hilton records or whatever until it's actually time to be graced with what will no doubt be the grandest thing to ever seduce your ears. Trust me, it'll be worth it....
"I'm not going to sit and be steamrolled; I'm going to stand up against things that are unjust. I am full of unicorns and Care Bears 99 percent of the time, but don't open Pandora's Box of that other 1 percent — because it's there!"
- Katy Perry wants you to know that she is not to be messed with.
You guys, I have never felt so close to a celebrity in all my life. Sure, I still think that Katy Perry is annoying and dumb and just ridiculous, but I feel her so hard right here. I don't know if...
It all started when Brad made that comment about Jennifer Aniston, you know, the one where he basically said that his life wasn't that interesting when he was married to her. Which was a totally fair statement, I think, but, of course, everyone got all upset because Jennifer is supposed to be America's sweetheart, I think, and how could he be so mean like that? And then Brad was like "no, no, what I said was interpreted all wrong, Jen is so awesome." You'd think that would be the end of it, but ...
Ladies, you know how it is: you've been single for a while, or you've been sexually frustrated with your partner, or hell, maybe you just need some good old-fashioned motorized fun! And sure, you've got your tired old toy to tide you over, but sometimes you need a little something different. And then you think, "hey, my friend so-and-so has been raving about that newfangled contraption she got a few weeks ago, I need to try that out!" Hey, what are BFFs for? Unfortunately, you might encounter a...
I love Robert Pattinson. You know I love this kid. But his music ... I don't get it. I don't think it sounds good, I don't find his voice enjoyable, I just don't like it. And keep in mind, this is coming from a girl who can listen to some sad dude pluck a guitar and wail about his feelings and go "aww, bless his heart, he's trying!" and jam out to his album pretty regularly. In fact, sad dudes wailing with guitars make up about 40% of my music collection (the rest is Bowie, showtunes, and Adele), but dear Robert's tunes just completely turn me off.
Sources describe Rob's original songs as "guitar-based and drums, very organic-sounding, nothing pop, like stripped-down Ray LaMontagne meets Van Morrison." These sources also claim that "music is his first love" and that he's "tortured" because he's too busy being a living wet dream to pursue it. And that, that I can respect.
So who's going to be purchasing this work of art when it comes into being? Anyone? />
I love Robert Pattinson. You know I love this kid. But his music ... I don't get it. I don't think it sounds good, I don't find his voice enjoyable, I just don't like it. And keep in mind, this is coming from a girl who can listen to some sad dude pluck a guitar and wail about his feelings and go "aww, bless his heart, he's trying!" and jam out to his album pretty regularly. In fact, sad dudes wailing with guitars make up about 40% of my music collection (the rest is Bowie, showtunes, and Adele), but dear Robert's tunes just completely turn me off.
Sources describe Rob's original songs as "guitar-based and...
Courtney! Oh, the places you will go! The future is so bright for you already, Courtney, and you're only 17! You've already found your soulmate, you've landed a pretty sweet job: you have it made! But wait! What about your further education? If you're on track with your peers (which, to be fair, is a big assumption), you should be just about to get your high school diploma. Do you have any plans for college?
"I would go to college and study all of Doug. All of his body, and all the e...
There's something magical about Wanda Sykes, isn't there? I went through this period when I was probably 12 or 13 where I was obsessed with her. I watched that Chris Rock movie she was in, Down to Earth, all the time, and I remember some TV show she was on around that period that I loved. I thought she was the funniest, and when I saw Evan Almighty, which I also loved (and apparently I was the only one), I was so excited to see her. I think she's just the bee's knees, I really do.
Anyw...
And just so you know, the full title of this post should actually be "Just Because The World Decided to Throw Me A Goddamn Bone and Give Me A Set of Photos Featuring Three of My Very Favorite Things." Seriously, Ryan Gosling? Emma Stone? DOG?! How else am I supposed to take these pictures? If this isn't the universe's way of telling me that I'm on a righteous path, then I honestly don't know what else it could possibly be.
So here you have it, friends: my cosmic reward, or another excellent reason to see The Gangs...
This news comes from Star, so take it with a grain of salt. I know I am. I've always been under the impression that if something comes from Star or the Enquirer, then I get to decide if it's true or not. And this time, I'm deciding that Star is full of shit. But, of course, y'all need to decide for yourself, so here's the story:
Ryan Gosling was arrested for a DUI back in 2005, Star magazine is exclusively reporting.
The hunky Canadian was arrested by officers from the central Los Angeles ...
It's ok, you can cry. Heaven knows I did when I heard the news that despite previous reports, our dear Robert Pattinson has no plans to make his very own album at the moment.
So I guess just go back to jamming out to your Paris Hilton records or whatever until it's actually time to be graced with what will no doubt be the grandest thing to ever seduce your ears. Trust me, it'll be worth it....
"I'm not going to sit and be steamrolled; I'm going to stand up against things that are unjust. I am full of unicorns and Care Bears 99 percent of the time, but don't open Pandora's Box of that other 1 percent — because it's there!"
- Katy Perry wants you to know that she is not to be messed with.
You guys, I have never felt so close to a celebrity in all my life. Sure, I still think that Katy Perry is annoying and dumb and just ridiculous, but I feel her so hard right here. I don't know if...
It all started when Brad made that comment about Jennifer Aniston, you know, the one where he basically said that his life wasn't that interesting when he was married to her. Which was a totally fair statement, I think, but, of course, everyone got all upset because Jennifer is supposed to be America's sweetheart, I think, and how could he be so mean like that? And then Brad was like "no, no, what I said was interpreted all wrong, Jen is so awesome." You'd think that would be the end of it, but ...
Ladies, you know how it is: you've been single for a while, or you've been sexually frustrated with your partner, or hell, maybe you just need some good old-fashioned motorized fun! And sure, you've got your tired old toy to tide you over, but sometimes you need a little something different. And then you think, "hey, my friend so-and-so has been raving about that newfangled contraption she got a few weeks ago, I need to try that out!" Hey, what are BFFs for? Unfortunately, you might encounter a...