After Christina's performance at the AMAs over the weekend, everyone was like "oh, girl." Actually, for the entirety of 2011, most people have been questioning what's going on with Christina. But hey, she's not worried, you're not going to ruffle her feathers, she's a curvy Latina and she's proud of it, you hear?
Here's what a friend of Christina's had to say about the pop star's self image:
“Christina loves her curves. She’s a Latina woman with curves and since when is it not ok to have cur...
As if there was ever any doubt.
A couple of days ago, dear Justin Bieber made an appearance on a radio show, and during the interview, the hosts started poking fun at The Biebz for being the most romantic man of our time and setting up a date with his lady, Selena Gomez, to see a private screening of Titanic at the Staples Center:
"It was my idea," the pop star said. "She was talking about wanting to see 'Titanic' again because she hadn't seen it since she was a little girl. We were fighting a little bit,...
"I am old now: gray, wrinkled, tired, and bloated, and my joints ache, too. But I am ready to come into my full destiny—as my childhood dreams predicted—as a Neo-Amazonian Pirate Queen of my own vessel: firing cannonballs at the worldwide culture of patriarchy in the name of all that does not suck. I no longer fear moving on to a better existence than this one, which is, of course, no existence at all. Oblivion will be f*cking sweet after a lifetime at the mercy of my hormones and my biol...
You ruin lives, Twilight. Did you know that? With your sparkling men and your lip-biting ladies, you destroy precious lives. I hope you can sleep at night.
Oh, you didn't do anything wrong? You're just a harmless book series that was made into a harmless movie series that has no real, serious impact on people's lives? You know so little of your power, Twilight. So, so little.
Why, just this past Saturday, you changed a girl's life forever. You could have killed her, do you realize that? And don't give me that "people are in charge of their own choices and they have to live with those consequences" claptrap, because I don't want to hear it. Little Olivia from Illinois, a girl of just 18 years of age, was arrested after police found her car in a ditch. The girl “was driving with no right front tire and was extremely intoxicated," and do you want to know why? Do you want to know why this girl was upset enough to get completely trashed and drive her car with three tires into a ditch?
Because she was mad at her boyfriend because he didn't take her to see Breaking Dawn like he promised.
So the next time you want to parade around thinking that you don't have the ability to change lives, I want you to take a moment to consider this tale, Twilight. And maybe, just maybe, you'll be a little more careful next time. />
You ruin lives, Twilight. Did you know that? With your sparkling men and your lip-biting ladies, you destroy precious lives. I hope you can sleep at night.
Oh, you didn't do anything wrong? You're just a harmless book series that was made into a harmless movie series that has no real, serious impact on people's lives? You know so little of your power, Twilight. So, so little.
Why, just this past Saturday, you changed a girl's life forever. You could have killed her, do you reali...
Do you ever wonder exactly how people like Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton get so incredibly, unbelievably rich with no discernible talent? Or even just any old celebrity, like, say, Beyonce, who, along with husband Jay-Z brought in $72 million this past year alone: yes, they work hard and they're talented, but how do they get that ungodly amount of money? Sure, there are some cases where these stars come from rich families, but some people are just inexplicably wealthy. Did you ever wonder about how?
If you're a litt...
Because if you do want to live in Lady Gaga's old apartment, now's your chance! Gaga's old stomping grounds, a one bedroom on the Lower East Side, is on the market, and for the low price of just $1,850 a month, you can't afford not to move here!
I don't know if you guys get this, but it's actually a pretty complicated question, "would you want to live in the place where Lady Gaga used to live?" If the appeal is the apartment's former tenant, then the answer is no. I don't want that energy. I don...
Well, if we're to judge by this here picture of Katy Perry with Heidi Klum at Sunday night's American Music Awards or by a handful of other pictures from that night's festivities, the answer would be a pretty solid "eh, yeah, i could see it." Let's face it, either Katy's pregnant, she had a little too much food, or she needs to fire whoever picked out that dress for her*. So which is it? Does Katy Perry really already have a baby growing inside of her?
To quote Katy herself, "Hell no!" And if that's not enough, don't worry, this girl isn't afra...
Oh man, you guys, I love a good prank. When I was little, my brother and I would go in our sister's room and lock the door and do things like call boys she liked and actually tell them she liked them, and sometimes we would even put glue on our hands and then dry it with her hair dryer so we could peel it off quick (did anyone else ever do that?) and we would leave the dried glue on her floor! We were SO FUNNY.
Luckily, Lindsay Lohan's co-workers down at the morgue also have a mischievous s...
If I know you guys, and I'm pretty confident I do, then I'm sure that there are times when you peruse Evil Beet at home or at work or on the go, and you come across our favorite shining star, Courtney Stodden, and you think to yourself "my, what a bombshell! I wish I could look as gorgeous as her!" But you can't find the right daringly devilish dress or the right "foolproof for fornicating" frock, and there goes your confidence, right out the window!
But there's no need to worry your prett...
Wow. Uh, I sort of told the whole story in that headline. Snooki rubs kitty litter on her face as part of her beauty regime.
Oh, I could give you guys the priceless excerpt from Conan's show where we learn this lovely little tidbit:
Conan: “You give some very strange beauty tips in here. In this book, you say it’s acceptable to use cat litter–”
Snooki: “Clean cat litter.”
Conan: “Yes. I thought that would go without saying.”
Snooki: “Just making sure.”
Conan: “…On your face. As what? As an exfoliant?
...
Did you guys have a good weekend? Because I did, but I am so tired. I got a new apartment in a new town with my boyfriend, and I learned that I own approximately seven thousand more items than I thought I did, but hardly anything that I actually need. Friday night was spent huddled and shivering because we refused to turn on the way-too-expensive heat, and Saturday night was spent shopping for things like plates and cleaning supplies and dish towels and oh my God these rugs cost HOW MUCH? A...
Earlier this week, Bradley Cooper was namedPeople's Sexiest Man of the Year, and I was like "what." In my mind, this was an active choice to deny Ryan Gosling his rightful title as the most attractive male celebrity of 2011. And I wasn't ok with that.
As it turns out, a lot of other people weren't ok with it either. In the video above, you can see a number of people protesting outside of People's headquarters with inspirational chants like "Bradley Cooper is just fine, but Ryan Gosling is divine," and moving signs that read messages like "Hey Girl, I know magazines often create a false dichotomy, catalyze unhealthy standards for female body image and further divide an already strained gender gap ... but I totally should have been People's sexiest man of the year."
I am moved beyond words. />
Earlier this week, Bradley Cooper was named People's Sexiest Man of the Year, and I was like "what." In my mind, this was an active choice to deny Ryan Gosling his rightful title as the most attractive male celebrity of 2011. And I wasn't ok with that.
As it turns out, a lot of other people weren't ok with it either. In the video above, you can see a number of people protesting outside of People's headquarters with inspirational chants like "Bradley Cooper is just fine, but Ryan Gosling is divine," and moving signs that r...
After Christina's performance at the AMAs over the weekend, everyone was like "oh, girl." Actually, for the entirety of 2011, most people have been questioning what's going on with Christina. But hey, she's not worried, you're not going to ruffle her feathers, she's a curvy Latina and she's proud of it, you hear?
Here's what a friend of Christina's had to say about the pop star's self image:
“Christina loves her curves. She’s a Latina woman with curves and since when is it not ok to have cur...
As if there was ever any doubt.
A couple of days ago, dear Justin Bieber made an appearance on a radio show, and during the interview, the hosts started poking fun at The Biebz for being the most romantic man of our time and setting up a date with his lady, Selena Gomez, to see a private screening of Titanic at the Staples Center:
"It was my idea," the pop star said. "She was talking about wanting to see 'Titanic' again because she hadn't seen it since she was a little girl. We were fighting a little bit,...
"I am old now: gray, wrinkled, tired, and bloated, and my joints ache, too. But I am ready to come into my full destiny—as my childhood dreams predicted—as a Neo-Amazonian Pirate Queen of my own vessel: firing cannonballs at the worldwide culture of patriarchy in the name of all that does not suck. I no longer fear moving on to a better existence than this one, which is, of course, no existence at all. Oblivion will be f*cking sweet after a lifetime at the mercy of my hormones and my biol...
Do you ever wonder exactly how people like Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton get so incredibly, unbelievably rich with no discernible talent? Or even just any old celebrity, like, say, Beyonce, who, along with husband Jay-Z brought in $72 million this past year alone: yes, they work hard and they're talented, but how do they get that ungodly amount of money? Sure, there are some cases where these stars come from rich families, but some people are just inexplicably wealthy. Did you ever wonder about how?
If you're a litt...
Because if you do want to live in Lady Gaga's old apartment, now's your chance! Gaga's old stomping grounds, a one bedroom on the Lower East Side, is on the market, and for the low price of just $1,850 a month, you can't afford not to move here!
I don't know if you guys get this, but it's actually a pretty complicated question, "would you want to live in the place where Lady Gaga used to live?" If the appeal is the apartment's former tenant, then the answer is no. I don't want that energy. I don...
Well, if we're to judge by this here picture of Katy Perry with Heidi Klum at Sunday night's American Music Awards or by a handful of other pictures from that night's festivities, the answer would be a pretty solid "eh, yeah, i could see it." Let's face it, either Katy's pregnant, she had a little too much food, or she needs to fire whoever picked out that dress for her*. So which is it? Does Katy Perry really already have a baby growing inside of her?
To quote Katy herself, "Hell no!" And if that's not enough, don't worry, this girl isn't afra...
Oh man, you guys, I love a good prank. When I was little, my brother and I would go in our sister's room and lock the door and do things like call boys she liked and actually tell them she liked them, and sometimes we would even put glue on our hands and then dry it with her hair dryer so we could peel it off quick (did anyone else ever do that?) and we would leave the dried glue on her floor! We were SO FUNNY.
Luckily, Lindsay Lohan's co-workers down at the morgue also have a mischievous s...
If I know you guys, and I'm pretty confident I do, then I'm sure that there are times when you peruse Evil Beet at home or at work or on the go, and you come across our favorite shining star, Courtney Stodden, and you think to yourself "my, what a bombshell! I wish I could look as gorgeous as her!" But you can't find the right daringly devilish dress or the right "foolproof for fornicating" frock, and there goes your confidence, right out the window!
But there's no need to worry your prett...
Wow. Uh, I sort of told the whole story in that headline. Snooki rubs kitty litter on her face as part of her beauty regime.
Oh, I could give you guys the priceless excerpt from Conan's show where we learn this lovely little tidbit:
Conan: “You give some very strange beauty tips in here. In this book, you say it’s acceptable to use cat litter–”
Snooki: “Clean cat litter.”
Conan: “Yes. I thought that would go without saying.”
Snooki: “Just making sure.”
Conan: “…On your face. As what? As an exfoliant?
...
Did you guys have a good weekend? Because I did, but I am so tired. I got a new apartment in a new town with my boyfriend, and I learned that I own approximately seven thousand more items than I thought I did, but hardly anything that I actually need. Friday night was spent huddled and shivering because we refused to turn on the way-too-expensive heat, and Saturday night was spent shopping for things like plates and cleaning supplies and dish towels and oh my God these rugs cost HOW MUCH? A...