We really did it this time, you guys. Man, us and our big stupid mouths, always getting us into trouble. What a big bunch of goofs we are, huh? A regular bunch of squares.
Ok, this whole mess started when Kirk Cameron said this:
“[Gay marriage is] detrimental, and ultimately destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization. … Marriage is almost as old as dirt, and it was defined in the garden between Adam and Eve. One man, one woman for life till death do you part.”
Then a bun...
But first, we need to talk about those pants. What person who calls herself a designer thinks it's acceptable to go outside wearing ripped up white jeans? Because that person needs to reconsider every single choice she ever made. Seriously, take a moment to just study those pants. They're appalling, right?
But yeah, Kim Kardashian is talking about her marriage to poor Kris Humphries again. It's more of the hopeless romantic shtick, but she gives it an interesting little spin. Check it o...
Over the weekend, I showed you guys the teaser for this music video. I didn't get it. But now Katy Perry has gone and released the whole thing, which you can view above. And I still don't get it.
Let's do a breakdown, shall we? I'll list prevalent thoughts and questions, and we can discuss them. It'll be great fun for everyone involved.
0:06: Why is Katy Perry sitting outside of her boyfriend's office looking at a locket with their pictures inside it? Is she this dude's girlfriend or his stalker? Is this whole thing happening inside her head?! Ok, I know we're getting a little deep for the very first topic, so let's just slow down and say "hey, creeper."
1:02: I only know a handful of people in the military right now, and from what I've gathered, none of them made that huge decision based on a bumper sticker they saw on a bulletin board in a gas station. They put a little more consideration into it then "ugh, worst breakup ever, the Marines are totes the answer."
1:16: Girls that cut their hair off while crying are not in the best of mental health. Just ask Britney Spears.
1:25: She's strapping her boobs down because ... oh, it's because boobs aren't allowed in the military, right?
1:30: Cute panties though!
1:39: Look, you guys, her uniform says "Perry" right on it! Does that mean she's not playing a character? Does it mean this story is closer to her than it seems? I'm not saying the whole Marines part or anything, obviously, but maybe Russell Brand cheated on her and it drove her a little crazy perhaps? Maybe?
1:48: I can't decide it Katy look super cute with her hair that short or not. Sometimes it makes her look adorable, but sometimes it just makes her look awkward. Thoughts?
3:07: It's hard to tell exactly why I think this part is so absurd. She's in her uniform, with her little cap, dancing under a big ol' flag and singing about some dude. I have no idea.
Well, that about covers it on my end. How do you guys think Katy did with this one? What does it all mean? />
Over the weekend, I showed you guys the teaser for this music video. I didn't get it. But now Katy Perry has gone and released the whole thing, which you can view above. And I still don't get it.
Let's do a breakdown, shall we? I'll list prevalent thoughts and questions, and we can discuss them. It'll be great fun for everyone involved.
0:06: Why is Katy Perry sitting outside of her boyfriend's office looking at a locket with their pictures inside it? Is she this dude's girlfriend or his stalker? Is this whole thing happening inside her head?! Ok, I know we're getting a little deep ...
No joke, I almost put a frowny face at the end of that headline. You were about to read about how Miley Cyrus Parks in Handicap Spots :(, all right? That's how strongly I feel about this.
Ok, Miley, listen. I know you're a busy girl. I know you have really important things to do like smoke lots of weed and talk about stars. I respect that. But would it really have been so hard for you to park in a spot that wasn't designated for handicapped people? I mean, you parked here to go to you...
From People:
Reese Witherspoon turns 36 on Thursday, but she's already received the gift she'd long hoped for: a new baby is on the way!
After weeks of speculation – whipped up after the actress sported a series of loose, bump-concealing frocks – several Witherspoon pals confirm that yes, the Oscar winner and her husband of almost one year, Hollywood talent agent Jim Toth, are expecting their first child together.
"They are both thrilled," a friend tells PEOPLE.
Already a mom ...
Yesterday, we learned that The Situation is currently in rehab for unknown reasons (and by "unknown reasons," I mean that we had too many reasons to choose from). After that announcement came out, his rep came forward to say that he was "at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule." Now we know that he actually is in rehab for substance abuse, because The Situation himself was kind enough to put an end to all this runaround and give ...
I realize that there is only a small handful of you guys who are super, super excited about the film adaptation of the musical version of Les Miserables. I know that. And that's ok. Musicals are not for everyone, and even if they were, musicals like Les Mis are certainly not for everyone. But they are and this is definitely for a few of us. And those few can rejoice, because we have the first photos taken from the set!
The photos feature Hugh Jackman as Jean Valjean, but there's also one...
Ok, we've got a little bit of catching up to do, ready? In the past couple of days, there's been this story about Lindsay Lohan paying a porn star named Voodoo to have sex with her. It's a story because Voodoo, who sounds like a super classy dude, did an interview where he said "ask him [Michael Lohan] if he knows about that night I had with his daughter while he was sleeping upstairs." It's gross, it's not entirely unbelievable, but with everything that's been going on with Lindsay lately, ...
Stop waving, Richard. Everyone's mad at you.
Rightfully so, though. Richard Gere recently opened his stupid mouth to talk some trash about what is, without a doubt, the best Richard Gere movie in existence. I don't really have to tell you what it is, do I? Nobody's thinking "gee, what could he possibly have to say about Shall We Dance?" But fine, I'll tell you anyway.
Pretty Woman. Richard Gere has something to say about Pretty Woman that isn't "thank you, film, for being the ...
From TMZ:
"The Situation" is in rehab for substance abuse ... TMZ has learned.
Sources tell TMZ the "Jersey Shore" star -- aka Mike Sorrentino -- has checked into an inpatient treatment program.
A rep for the Situation says he "has spent the past several weeks at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule."
Like most of the 'JS' crew ... Sorrentino's been on a non-stop party train since the show debuted on MTV 2 ye...
Come on, let's really think about this. What things could Kristen Stewart possibly have to be afraid of? Storms, maybe? I don't know, bad storms scare the hell out of me, but Kristen doesn't strike me as that type. Losing Robert Pattinson? No, that's never going to happen. Showing emotion? We might be on to something with that one.
But no. Kristen Stewart has stepped up to tell us that one of the things she's really afraid of is horses. Really, horses.
From People:
"I got to j...
But listen, just because I said she was too beautiful for words doesn't mean that I don't have any words to say at all, all right? Because I do. I have tons and tons of words.
See, Jennifer Lawrence has been doing quite a few interviews lately, doing promotion for Hunger Games and all, and I think my crush on her is going to be unparalleled (Adele doesn't count). You think I go on too much about Emma Stone? You get sick of hearing me lust after Evan Rachel Wood? Well, settle in, because s...
We really did it this time, you guys. Man, us and our big stupid mouths, always getting us into trouble. What a big bunch of goofs we are, huh? A regular bunch of squares.
Ok, this whole mess started when Kirk Cameron said this:
“[Gay marriage is] detrimental, and ultimately destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization. … Marriage is almost as old as dirt, and it was defined in the garden between Adam and Eve. One man, one woman for life till death do you part.”
Then a bun...
But first, we need to talk about those pants. What person who calls herself a designer thinks it's acceptable to go outside wearing ripped up white jeans? Because that person needs to reconsider every single choice she ever made. Seriously, take a moment to just study those pants. They're appalling, right?
But yeah, Kim Kardashian is talking about her marriage to poor Kris Humphries again. It's more of the hopeless romantic shtick, but she gives it an interesting little spin. Check it o...
No joke, I almost put a frowny face at the end of that headline. You were about to read about how Miley Cyrus Parks in Handicap Spots :(, all right? That's how strongly I feel about this.
Ok, Miley, listen. I know you're a busy girl. I know you have really important things to do like smoke lots of weed and talk about stars. I respect that. But would it really have been so hard for you to park in a spot that wasn't designated for handicapped people? I mean, you parked here to go to you...
From People:
Reese Witherspoon turns 36 on Thursday, but she's already received the gift she'd long hoped for: a new baby is on the way!
After weeks of speculation – whipped up after the actress sported a series of loose, bump-concealing frocks – several Witherspoon pals confirm that yes, the Oscar winner and her husband of almost one year, Hollywood talent agent Jim Toth, are expecting their first child together.
"They are both thrilled," a friend tells PEOPLE.
Already a mom ...
Yesterday, we learned that The Situation is currently in rehab for unknown reasons (and by "unknown reasons," I mean that we had too many reasons to choose from). After that announcement came out, his rep came forward to say that he was "at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule." Now we know that he actually is in rehab for substance abuse, because The Situation himself was kind enough to put an end to all this runaround and give ...
I realize that there is only a small handful of you guys who are super, super excited about the film adaptation of the musical version of Les Miserables. I know that. And that's ok. Musicals are not for everyone, and even if they were, musicals like Les Mis are certainly not for everyone. But they are and this is definitely for a few of us. And those few can rejoice, because we have the first photos taken from the set!
The photos feature Hugh Jackman as Jean Valjean, but there's also one...
Ok, we've got a little bit of catching up to do, ready? In the past couple of days, there's been this story about Lindsay Lohan paying a porn star named Voodoo to have sex with her. It's a story because Voodoo, who sounds like a super classy dude, did an interview where he said "ask him [Michael Lohan] if he knows about that night I had with his daughter while he was sleeping upstairs." It's gross, it's not entirely unbelievable, but with everything that's been going on with Lindsay lately, ...
Stop waving, Richard. Everyone's mad at you.
Rightfully so, though. Richard Gere recently opened his stupid mouth to talk some trash about what is, without a doubt, the best Richard Gere movie in existence. I don't really have to tell you what it is, do I? Nobody's thinking "gee, what could he possibly have to say about Shall We Dance?" But fine, I'll tell you anyway.
Pretty Woman. Richard Gere has something to say about Pretty Woman that isn't "thank you, film, for being the ...
From TMZ:
"The Situation" is in rehab for substance abuse ... TMZ has learned.
Sources tell TMZ the "Jersey Shore" star -- aka Mike Sorrentino -- has checked into an inpatient treatment program.
A rep for the Situation says he "has spent the past several weeks at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule."
Like most of the 'JS' crew ... Sorrentino's been on a non-stop party train since the show debuted on MTV 2 ye...
Come on, let's really think about this. What things could Kristen Stewart possibly have to be afraid of? Storms, maybe? I don't know, bad storms scare the hell out of me, but Kristen doesn't strike me as that type. Losing Robert Pattinson? No, that's never going to happen. Showing emotion? We might be on to something with that one.
But no. Kristen Stewart has stepped up to tell us that one of the things she's really afraid of is horses. Really, horses.
From People:
"I got to j...
But listen, just because I said she was too beautiful for words doesn't mean that I don't have any words to say at all, all right? Because I do. I have tons and tons of words.
See, Jennifer Lawrence has been doing quite a few interviews lately, doing promotion for Hunger Games and all, and I think my crush on her is going to be unparalleled (Adele doesn't count). You think I go on too much about Emma Stone? You get sick of hearing me lust after Evan Rachel Wood? Well, settle in, because s...