It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Olivia Wilde/Jason Sudeikis photo: Puddin
“I think I have a chance with this guy!!”
First runner-up: Dillon
“Someone went from dating a fictional Liz Lemon to dating a very real Olivia Wilde. Like Beyonce once said, ” Le’me le’me le’me upgrade you!”
Second runner-up: Tony
“Hey Babe … Look, paparazzi! …Quick! Prince Willy and Kate …”
Congrats to Puddin! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Anyone have a breath mint?
Wow, she’s actually trying to… wait, her eyeshadow looks damn good, maybe If I let her she’ll give me some pointers…
Is that Chanel #5? (as she does a matrix move to avoid the kiss)
Eww. You smell poor.
May i say that that is quite a mustache you’re sporting there!
I kissed a girl and wait ! Ain’t no way !
I kissed a girl…wait! Ain’t no way !
Do I have cock-breath?
Bitch, if you move closer by even 1 inch, you’re losing your ear to my teeth.
I’d kiss you back but I can’t spare the moisture (with apologies to Lucille Bluth)
“Note to self: pretend you don’t see filthy commoner…”
The Paris Hilton days were so 7 years ago. Don’t you know I’m sophisticated now??
Do I even know this bitch?
I know this chick ain’t trying to kiss me in front of all these people, she must be trippin!
“Let me show you what you missed in college while you were working the farm with Paris”.
do i look like a line of cocaine ?
no, my doctor thinks your lip size is a little to large for me
“Oh no…no, no, no, no….This isn’t going down like that.”
Opps…that above one was mine…though my info was already filled in.
“I don’t do chocolate.”
“Ew. Please get out of my face. Your breath smells like Tyra Banks’ pussy.”
“Gosh It will only take me a minute to regurgitate my last meal, U always get cranky when your hungry Nicole ,Mama bird is here”… Sry but so true…lol
” Look I swear to God not a single injection “
…Annnnnd security should be showing up any minute “Security!”
Oh my God! “Black” isn’t catching, is it?
c’mon nicole, i got the shit u askd for in my mouth, just act like were kissin and scoop it into urs with ur tongue, it was the most discreet way we could do this…theres not even that many people paying attention
Your dad DOESN’T own a hotel enterprise, and camera crews WON’T be following us everywhere we go? I’ll have to pass on the cheap photo op until that changes…
What doooo you mean I’ve got bad breath?
Sorry, but the only black person I’ll kiss is Lionel Richie
When I said I was looking for a new BFF. I didn’t mean Bi Forward Female. Back off now bitch, or I will vomit my saliva all over you. SECURITY!!!!!
damn girl your breath is on fire! u need to chew on a stick of ‘back the f’ up!’
I can see right up your nose from here
“Really?!”