Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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Paris Hilton‘s made a billion dollars in blow jobs. [The Superficial]

Zooey Deschanel is officially divorcing her husband. [Starpulse]

Mr. & Mrs. Craig‘s first red carpet appearance. [Lainey Gossip]

Henry Cavill: lady pr0n of the day. [The Superficial]

Taylor Swift offered role of Eponine in Les Mis. [ICYDK]

David Beckham’s bulge is six inches by six inches. [INFDaily]

Kanye West is going to pick up where Steve Jobs left off. [Huff Po]

EXCLUSIVE: Amanda Seyfried as Cosette in Les Mis? [Lainey Gossip]

Mariah Carey’s kidney failure. [Lainey Gossip]

Nice, uh, bra. [Celebslam]

Vanessa Hudgens is ass-up. [The Blemish]

Miranda Kerr has one bizarre bellybutton. [Celebrity Rant]

LeAnn Rimes put on two pounds. [Cele|bitchy]

The ass that Marc Anthony’s tapping. [IDLYITW]

Couples that met on set. [theBERRY]

Introducing: The Timberlakes! [Lainey Gossip]