Figuratively, of course. I wouldn’t want Miley’s image tarnished by spreading a nasty rumor that she got into it in an airplane bathroom with some dude that may or may not be Liam Hemsworth, you know. And really, the last thing I want is BFFFFFF Demi Lovato coming to Miley’s rescue via Twitter squawking about how it’s not cool to pretend that someone’s [fill in the blank] when they’re really [fill in the blank] instead.
No, I’m specifically talking about her mile-high jeans, which are so high-waisted that they’re practically overalls. All she’d need after a few adjustable denim straps would be a blade (?) of grain between her teeth and some pigtails and fiddles and we’d be shucking and jiving and picking and grinning all over the place. …
Maybe that’s just Billy Ray, though.
Miley here was out shopping with her boyfriend (not pictured) when she was caught wearing something only skinny-ass girls can wear – jeans that completely cover both your hips and your bellybutton.
Generally, I’d go ahead and say that the outfit’s cute, granted it appears to be more of a period costume than actual outfit, per se, but she does it pretty well. I personally wouldn’t be caught dead in it, but hey. That’s just me. I’m not into eighties street fashion and band t-shirts, nor am I what you’d consider to have no hips or no ass, and guys, some people just shouldn’t wear pants with a high rise. Or they end up looking like this:
Not pretty, huh?
I love Miley so much, why in the world would she dress like a 1990’s fourth-grade teacher? 0_o
Well, this is… everywhere in Europe. I don’t know. I actually like it and I wish I could wear it!
Really? I -so- can’t stand anything but low-riders, really.