Normally, I love a good pair of boots. Ankle boots, mid-calf, knee-high, even a pair of thigh highs every now and then (Courtney Stodden’s stripper boots don’t count). But these things that are on Ashley Tisdale‘s feet right here? No. No, Ashley. Do those lace up all the way from the toes? What does that even mean?
You want a piece of advice, Ashley? Just go naked. The next time you think these boots are a good idea, just go naked instead. I think you’ll get further in life.
I think you are a beautiful figure. Thank you for entertaining everything I do in bed with myself.
You are a slut. Its my ultimate fantasy to say that to a nice woman. Thank you!
Bloody hell, who are you? Ew.
Those boots are fucking atrocious.