I know I said “watch this” in the headline up there, but I’m not entirely sure that it’s fair to tell you to do something when I couldn’t do it myself. When it comes to Rihanna, her own unique brand of shitty music and relentless crotch grabs makes it hard for me to pay attention for a whole three minutes. Did you have better luck?
The funny thing with Rihanna is, it’s so obvious she has no talent whatsoever that her videos consists close ups of her face and her arse, because she can’t dance to save her life; her songs are so shit they are autotuned to death. It is just through the sheer repetition of them that they get any successful. Add in a few risqué outfits and being in the right place at the right time for “Umbrella”. Talentless. The only decent tunes are collaborations, “Umbrella” with Jay Z and “We Found Love” with Calvin Harris (is that a single in the US? It’s massive here in Europe).
Talentless. Cringeworthy at best.
There was an awful lot of crotch-grabbing in there. I made it to about two and a half minutes.