But there’s a shit ton of celebrities who love them, and often, we pay so much attention to those celebrities walking their dogs (Reese Witherspoon. Ryan Phillipe. Kristen Stewart. Ryan Gosling.) and neglect those who are content to stay at home and share their house with a fuzzy-furred, stinking feline that has some serious attitude problems and who I just don’t understand because apparently I don’t have the proper set of emotions to identify with cats. I’m dumb simple. Like a dog. And I’m OK with that, alrighty?
Anyway, our friends at Celebuzz have compiled a list of celebrity cat-lovers, and since I’m sure some of you guys also can tolerate cats, I thought I’d pass it along.
Celebrity Who Likes Cats #1
AnnaLynne McCord
OK, does she really count? Is she really a celebrity? She stars on 90210, a show that most of the general public probably has not even seen this decade. But she likes cats, so here she is.
Celebrity Who Likes Cats #2
James Franco
I knew there was a reason that I didn’t like this guy. I just didn’t know it was because he loves cats so much that he’s got two of them.
Celebrity Who Likes Cats #3
Evan Rachel Wood
Didn’t ex-boyfriend Marilyn Manson used to bite the heads off of cats or something? Is that why ERW up and started her own cat-rescue home?
Celebrity Who Likes Cats #4
Katy Perry
Aside from Taylor Swift, Katy Perry is the ultimate cat lady. Come on. I can’t think “Katy Perry” twice in a day without at least once thinking “Kitty Purry,” and that’s just unfortunate. For me.
Celebrity Who Likes Cats #5
Nicole Richie
This surprises me. Kind of like how when I found out that my best friend of twenty years was a closet cat-lover. Our relationship changed then, you know.
Celebrity Who Likes Cats #6
Hilary Swank
This doesn’t surprise me. Anyone who’d “accidentally” go to the birthday party of a world dictator would like cats.
Celebrity Who Likes Cats #7
Nicky Hilton
She’s a Hilton; I get it. It doesn’t get cattier than that.
Celebrity Who Likes Cats #8
Pete Doherty
Can someone please tell ol’ dirty here that you can’t make proper meth out of used kitty litter and catnip? Because I don’t think he knows that, though he definitely looks like he smells like it.
Celebrity Who Likes Cats #9
Russell Brand
Duh. If you want to be Katy Perry’s lover, you’ve gotta get with her cats.
The pic of Nicole Richie is Nicky Hilton.
Dammit. Thanks!
I love cats!! I have two beautiful Siamese cats and they are my babies!!! Love that picture of the cat and dog!!!
While I cannot IMAGINE why you dislike cats — I love dogs, too, and I have a dog, but she can be a little emotionally draining with her desire for attention — I LOVE your Spice Girls reference. Those are ALWAYS appropriate.
ian somerhalder also loves cats, why isnt he here? hes at least more famous than annalynne
Robert Downey Jr. is also a newly converted cat lover. See his interview in this month’s Mens Fitness magazine.
Michael C. Hall is sort of a crazy male cat collector too.
cats are the best :p kristen stewart has a cat and prefers cats over dogs. they are very smart, clean creatures. god worships them. i been around cats and i never had a problem with them. i love dogs but cats make better pets
They also make very good crayfish pot bait
i like dogs but i LOVE cats!!!!
How the hell can you hate cats you stone cold cunt?!!