Whoa, Wait a Second

Britney‘s getting married?! Like, again? They say third time’s the charm, right?

According to TMZ‘s Harvey Levin, there’s inside info confirming that Britney Spears is, indeed, getting engaged tonight. And if this marriage is anything like her previous two, she’ll be married by Tuesday. Kidding. But seriously, I think this is fabulous news. This is a dude (albeit a crazy-eyed dude, but birds of a feather and all that …) who’s stuck by Britney through thick and thin (mostly thick), and seems to be a strong, positive influence on both her and her boys. I’m really, really happy if this is the case, and if it’s not, hell. Stop wasting my time, TMZ. I expect the rill dill from you guys, not some trumped-up story faked out for a Friday. According to the site:

Jason Trawick may have jumped the engagement gun … ’cause Britney Spears just posted a message hinting that he ALREADY popped the question … and she said yes! Britney just went to her Facebook page and wrote, “OMG. Last night Jason surprised me with the one gift I’ve been waiting for. Can’t wait to show you! SO SO SO excited!!!! Xxo.”

TMZ broke the story … Trawick had planned to ask for Britney’s hand in marriage during their trip to Vegas … and the smart money was that it was all SUPPOSED to go down tonight. Seems he just couldn’t wait! Sources close to the couple tell us … Jason organized a MASSIVE celebratory dinner tonight at the Chocolate Lounge at the Sugar Factory in the Paris Hotel … because Brit Brit LOVES chocolate. We’re told there will be a chocolate fondue and all the men will get chocolate truffle cigars.

After dinner … the gang is set to go to Chateau nightclub and party the night away.

YUM. Does this not sound like a dream come true, all that chocolate? At least, my dream come true, and Brit’s, too. I mean, we ALL know how she feels about that sweet, cocoa-brown goodness.