Just when you thought Audrina Patridge solely enjoyed the honor of looking really, really terrible at the 2011 American Music Awards, Christina Aguilera throws her hat into the ring for contention of “worst dressed,” and ladies and gentlemen, I think girlfriend here has got it in the bag. Or rather, in the bandage dress that she unceremoniously stole from Jennifer Love Hewitt’s closet like a cookie bandit in the night.
Lastly, am I the only one who’s been kind of over Maroon 5 for, like, almost seven years? Yes?
Here’s Christina’s bandage dress-studded performance at last night’s awards show. Christina emerges around the 2:17 mark.
I didn’t realize Miss Piggy sang with Maroon 5. Cool!
OMG! She is so fat how does she even live with herself??? I mean really that just makes me sick! They totally should have censored that or something! I mean really, can’t you just stop being so fat?
Ok that was all a joke. When I look at her she looks beautiful! Way prettier than the size 0 models that have to starve themselves. If this is fat, what is Hollywood coming too? She without a doubt has one of the most beautiful figures in Hollywood, not to mention she has a FANTASTIC voice! O, but wait no one would notice that because she is a real person with a real body. What really makes me sick is that people have no self esteem therefore they must put down wonderful people to make themselves feel better. So really people take a look around, because this is a REAL girl with a REAL body.
^ Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Sarah didn’t say she was fat. She implied that her dress is way too small. Which it is.
Don’t act like you’re too down to earth for the cookie bandit comment.
A real girl, with a real body (agreed)…but wears clothing that does not flatter said body. She’s beautiful; she needs someone to help her dress to her shape.
Yes it is, indeed, you’re totally right, but girlfriend needs to wear that dress in a bigger size. And hell, that is no shame, but look at how her underwear is cutting into her hips. I know why that happens, it happens to me, too. She would also need to lay off the fake tan and bleached hair, but that is a completely different question.
What you said.
The bleached hair has to go. The dress has to go (or she’ll suffocate and collapse).
I mean, she’s not really overweight. Mom-ish, but she IS a mom.
I’d call her weight “comfortable”.
Glad you know what she “needs”. fuck.
Yeah, she needs a dress that is a size bigger. Can’t you see it?
I think the concern here is less about her weight and more about the fact that she has plenty of money to hire a decent stylist, hairdresser, and make-up artist to make her look fantastic at any shape. Clearly, someone along the chain of command is lacking serious style and taste.
OH MA GAWD that maroon 5 singer is such a Cokey McCokerson. super model girlfriend (bitch puh-leez, they all do it) + delusional as shit thinkin’ he can sing = COCAINE! coke coke coke coke. i love working behind the scenes & posting anonymously, heh heh suck it hollywood.
uhhh, im pretty sure its been widely apparent that adam levine has been a cokehead for a couple years now…..along with a pretentious man-whore, but i’m glad you figured it out by yourself in general. now stay far far away!
Yes, Christina has gained weight and if she were your average, everyday woman she’d look fantastic. BUT she is a performer moving around on stage in skin tight dresses and/or wearing leotards in lieu of pants. Something needs to change: her weight or her wardrobe.
Brittany can now pass her Pink Wig Of Legendary Meltdowns to Xtina who is working OVERTIME to earn it! P.S. I’ve seen a lot of average, everyday women and not one of them is as FAT as that very beige and very porky Xtina!
Some of people are so ignorant I can’t handle it. Elisa, you are so dumb I want to slap you. smh
Are you fucking insinuating that THIS is HEALTHY?!?
Should I and impressionable teenage girls aspire to this?!?
WHAT.THE.ACTUAL.FUCK.ARE.YOU.RETARDED.JUST.WONDERING.
Look I know it may be hard for you all to believe b/c you are disillusioned into thinking being overweight makes you a REAL WOMAN and if you are thin, work out and actually GIVE A SHIT about your health you are to be MOCKED and RIDICULED for being a TERRIBLE person, but this much weight gain in such a short period of time is actually NOT HEALTHY. I know right, crazy.
Girls like me who are naturally thin and care about their health are told they are not REAL. Like do I have to stuff myself for you to consider me a REAL woman??? Like what am I?? Do I even count as a fucking person?? I’m sorry but this is bullshit and I REFUSE to accept this as HEALTHY and the what a REAL woman should look like. I do not have now self esteem but I am sick and tired of being told that something that is blatantly unhealthy is realistic when in actual FACT it is quite the opposite.
calm your shit down and go throw up your next meal psycho.
Congratulations on understanding exaggeration dickhead. Not once did I say I had an eating disorder, I am naturally thin and I am a size 2 but I also work out and eat right but apparently that makes me a bad person and OBVIOUSLY I have an eating disorder. You are just the kind of fuckwit I am talking about. It’s a double standard. Thin girls cop way more shit than fat girls because it is socially acceptable to call out a girl for being thin and healthy but rude to call someone out for being fat and unhealthy. No logic.
using all the f-words and writing in capital letters turns your comment into a joke regardless of what you’re actually trying to communicate.
if you “omg can’t even ” so why won’t you stick to your own beliefs instead of trolling and talking shit about people??? because offending people won’t get your arguments far. thanks.
to OMG i can’t even: i totally agree with you, 100%. being healthy, being conscious of what food you put inside your body and exercising, is something everyone should strive for. i think people who are all for ‘real’ women are really just very defensive and missing the point of the discussion. it’s not about telling the people you know and love that they look amazing regardless how overweight they might be, it’s about presenting them with healthy options and truth; the rest is up to them.
“omg I can’t even”, I’m sorry if you misunderstood what I was trying to say, and maybe that’s my fault because I didn’t word it right, but I didn’t mean to offend naturally thin people. If that’s you that’s great because that’s how your’e made, but that picture up there? She isn’t fat. Bad dress choice? Ya prolly, but not fat. What I really was trying to say is that people shouldn’t focus so much on if she has gained a little weight, but the fact that she had one of the BEST voices that night (except maybe Kelly Clarkson). I don’t keep up with her eating habits so I haven’t noticed her “recent weight gain” and I agree that that isn’t always healthy. But I in no way meant to offend any naturally thin girls. I’m just saying she looks healthy to me, not that that is the only healthy look. So I apologize for the misunderstanding.
Wow. Adam was horrible. And seriously? Jessica Simpson was this weight, we were all speculating she was pregnant. Christina looks so, so pregnant!
Those breasts did not cost free 99. She rang those up wholesale.
Give me a break do I think she could have picked a more flattering dress ? Yes, but truth is I wish I could be ‘fat’ like that. I think most if not all of the nasty comments are from people jealous of her talent,fame and fortune.
Well said, liz!
People are very unforgiving of celebrities who gain weight. It’s amazing how Christina, Jessica, and even Kirstie Alley (before her recent weight loss) continue to perform, act, and appear in public without feeling totally self-conscious and wondering what awful things will be said about them in the press and on the internet. They are only human. No one knows what is going on in their lives. They shouldn’t have to remain a certain size just to make all the snarky commenters feel better.
Ugh everyone, just shut the fuck up for a second.
Being fat doesn’t make you a “real woman”, it just makes you an average sized woman in the US (Size 12, possibly 14), which is way too fucking fat. We have a horrible history of heart disease, diabetes, etc. That’s not saying everyone should starve themselves, but that DOES mean you should watch your weight and NOT be a size 12 or 14, but smaller. Americans are too fucking fat and that’s not something we should be proud of. You can prevent a shit ton of illnesses by keeping the fork, cookies and chips out of your mouth for half the day.
I know “Fat Power” has become a thing for the past couple of years, but it isn’t a good thing. Neither is promoting anorexia. But before you chubbies crucify Sarah, note: she wrote that Christina was one of the WORST DRESSED, which she was. She looks terrible in that dress, and should have worn something more flattering and appropriate for a size 12 Christina.
Also, fuck celebrities. They make shit tons of money, hire chefs, nutritionists, have extensive home gyms, personal trainers, etc…no reason to be a fatty. I WISH I had all that at my disposal (too bad I’m fucking poor as shit)…and I don’t feel sorry if they gain weight and then get shit in the media for it. Too bad. So sad. And the little piggies cried WAH WAH WAH all the way home, right?
Agreed. Thank you for being somewhat reasonable. We are so embroiled in glorifying the extremes to make everyone feel included and accepted, when in fact BOTH extremes are bad. It’s disgusting that we are so obsessed with “health,” yet we have to “embrace” rail-thin and “curvy” girls. And, before someone pulls the “well, don’t medical professionals believe it’s better to be a little OVER an ideal weight in the long run?” let us remind ourselves that “a little” over someone’s ideal body weight is anywhere between 5-10 pounds, not 20-50 or more.
Also, if being a “real woman” means I am predisposing myself to diabetes, thyroid conditions, bone malformations, and heart disease (the LEADING KILLER of women!), then I guess I’ll never be one.
If it was Adele wearing this, people would found her fierce.
I don’t think that’s true. Besides, Adele would never wear this.
The hair is the worst part of this. Sure, the dress is not very flattering, but the hair makes her look like a crazy old lady from a horror movie.
she clearly owned this song!
Ok. You know what’s ironic? The fact that what’s his face from Maroon Five does NOT have moves like Jagger. He does not have any moves at all besides squatting, and then striding, and I think he knows it. He looks slightly sheepish and tentative the whole performance. Yeah that’s right buddy. I have eyes. And ears. So I hear you telling me you have moves like Jagger, but I see quite clearly that you have moves like, like, Meatloaf or somebody. So there. Ha ha