Can you believe this little bitch got a front-row seat at the Oscars?
Stupid hooker.
I do love the dress, though. It’s not exactly a traditional Oscar dress, and I give her props for having the guts to wear it, especially since she’s got no fucking business being at the Oscars anyway. It reminds me of, like, an ancient Japanese tapestry or something.
It reminds me of, like, my mom’s tapestry circa 1993. Not a fan.
Reminds me of one of those mid-priced couches you see in the Roomstore or something.
Turning my head sideways, it looks like hotel curtains from Best Western. I can hear the hiss of the wall unit even now.
Aside from that, you sound like you need fluid. Probably something like Gatorade. It’ll make sure you don’t feel as tired through dehydration.
(Note: your body can only absorb around 8 oz of water every 20 minutes. Drinking more than this will just cause you to run to the bathroom more often. I’d suggest 1/2 cup (4 oz) every 15 minutes until every 15 minutes takes you to the bathroom. That should make sure you aren’t dehydrated.)
Same thing works for a hangover by the way.
Oh, and take some Vitamin C before bed. It won’t magically cure you, but it will make you feel better.
Finally, you could take a light magnesium supplement. Barring that, munch some cashews, almonds, or brazil nuts.
Hope you get to feeling better.
Reminds me of a hawaiian print shirt.
If George liked it, I’d wear it daily.
‘member the carroll burnett show when she played scarlett in gone with the wind and made the gown with the curtins and rod stuck in the back well shes a good actress ’cause shes rockin this one *sigh*
Stupid Hooker. That always makes me laugh so very much, Evil Beet!
If I could show up on George Clooney’s arm, I’d be a #1 stunner!
Ah Beet, what would I do without you and your quirky, bitchy, entertaining comments? You make my day because you read my mind..
that damn sarah larson… Lucky bitch
yeah,Whoever is right
she looks like a couch
i heard that when George Clooney returned to his seat after he presented, he accidentally sat on her because he thought she was a sofa.
Probably her chinese mother picked the dress.
I LIKE the dress, and I think she looks great in it, but it seems a bit Spring/Eastery. Has anyone seen a close-up photo of the fabric? I am curious about what it is, exactly. If you know, please share!
That hookah doesnt deserve to go anywhere cept back to the
streetcorner he found her on. Ugh and no i am not jealous.
That dress is something out 5 and dime store.
She has absolutely no taste in clothing!
I saw her in two other outfits that a friend of mine saw first
and another one saw it and they said yikes!
Like my nana made it with her last roll of yarn.
What is with the nana prints or the cheap shirts from
kmart or mandee.
lol at least i can laugh. But I think they need to have rules
for the Oscars, either you are a member of the screen
actors guild or have a brain or at least pick a nice dress.
LOL LEKSI that made me laugh.
I pray George straightens up soon. I heard she complained
about the length of the carpet. I guess its a much longer
walk then from the street to a hotel room. She is gross man.
Im gonna puke right now. I agree with the article…………
Dumb hooker!
I wish i would have been the bitch that was serving her or however she met him. She’s one lucky girl! if she never met him she would just be at that same bar now look at her! Lucky girl
All I know is that if I were anywhere NEAR Clooney, I would be completely naked. All day. Every day. All the time.
nice beard
SHE LOOKED GREAT! SO WHAT IF SHE WAS A COCKTAIL WAITRESS? BIG FREAKIN’ DEAL! SO WHAT IF SHE QUIT HER JOB? GOOD FOR THEM BOTH. OPINIONS ARE LIKE A’HOLES – EVERYBODY’S GOT ONE. GET A LIFE OF YOUR OWN.
Not a cocktail waitress at all. Her job was to “bring” “clients” into the casino where she works. She is a, umm, paid girl, if you catch my drift. Her are photos of her pantiless at work!! Yes, at WORK! Notice the matching uniforms?
http://www.viply.de/?p=3436
The latest in the whole fashizzle is that they’re trying to justify their original claims that she was a “model”. It wasn’t until after her naked-vaginal-pictures-at-work started to show up that suddenly she had a modeling agent and the photos to “prove it” (looks like they were taken in the same day because there’s no hair color or length difference and certainly no age difference). Who tries to START a modeling career at 29 years old? Nobody! And, huh, suddenly now she’s in a fashion show appearance for Ashley Paige at Fashion week looking tranny as all hell. Suppose they thought this would also somehow justify their claims of her “MYSTERY” background. Look, the chic’s gonna go back to work for her pimps at the Palms. She’s not destined for much in life. Clooney should get rid of her quick while the Ashley Paige photos still exist because these Viply photos and the Mavrixonline.com photos of her are all over the net. Not a mystery what she does for a living. And now that the governator of New York, Governor Spitzer, was cuaght in his own prostitution scandal, I think GC should take heed and get out before Sarah Larson’s real job hits the mainstream press. And it will.
I wonder if she’s any relation to the girl who F*cked with Gov. Spitzer!! hated the dress looked like she bought it at JC Penney’s not some high end store..and that *twat* manages to get front row at the Oscars… as Clooney’s “Bad Luck” charm ..he lost best actor because of her!! end of story!!
I’m jealous too.
What a bunch of jealous bitches on this site! She’s a beautiful girl! You’d all give your left boobs to be where she is right now. I’m sure George would be oh so impressed with all of you and your really *classy* remarks about someone he cares for. So far as I can see, despite whatever her hostess responsibilities may have been, she’s the real lady. You all are just a bunch of low-rent trailer trash.
This has to be by far the best comment ever about Suckin Sarah Lascivious Larson:
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George Clooney’s girlfriend was a major hippie jam band dork and went to Evergreen, which would be much more fun to publish on a gossip website than being a garden variety slut – everyone is at one time or another. Some friend of a friend lived with her and said all she did was suck on her bong, watch tv, and rip farts all day. That’s all I can picture now when I see photos of her. ”
Ew. I can totally see that. Her in her flannel shirt and high top shoes ripping farts and getting chink eyes from smoking ganja. Whoever thought a few years later she’d be going from trailer trash bitch to Vegas trash Clooney escort? Talk about moving up in the world. She is so hysterically dumb and ugly and that dude DeadC is right. If ho’s like her can become famous for a few months, ANYONE can!!!!!!!!
I knew her, and she never had her own bong. I think she just used her boyfriend Tommy’s bong. Sometimes we used chillums. Those are like hand pipe things. I don’t know if I spelled that right. I had an awsome glass pipe we used.I spent a lot of time in cars with her, and she wasn’t much of a farter. She didn’t come from the trailer park , either. Her Mom had a nice house in a middle class neighborhood, and her Dad lived in Lake Meridian Apartments. She’s just a regular hanger- onner. From Tommy to George Clooney. She just wants to be with the center of attention. No big deal.
so this girl got dumped for a reason. we will soon find out why…and can’t wait to know the truth. she is probably “friendly” with george because he knows some secret of hers that she does not want out. he obviously won’t admit that they are friends due to embarassment. she is a two cent hookah. and those nasty pics with her hanging out…disgusting. tasteless. the people defending her on this site are her friends. what only one or two? poor girl. we should feel sorry for her instead of envying that position she is in.
i remember i was in egyptian film festival and goerge was with this lucky maid and everybody was laughing at him and he knew he is a looser and cant get a nice girl and his gf is a bitch hahhaha that’s why he left her hahahahhahha she is a lesbian
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