Yeah, “oh no,” I know. Any child star who grew up to look like this is going to be trouble one way or the other, you mark those words. All I can say is that I’m extremely uncomfortable with this guy’s nipples staring me down, and I’m even more uncomfortable with the fine blonde hairlets and Courtney Stodden abs.
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Uh-huh. If you guessed the cute kid from Jerry Maguire (AKA this dude, Jonathan Lipnicki), you’re totally right. Great job. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got this uncontrollable urge to go and scrub my eyeballs with steel wool and Lava soap.
2011 Images courtesy of The Superficial
Yowza.
In the words of everyone on Battlestar Gallactica…WHAT THE FRACK
Ha, I had friend who went to school at UCSB who said that he used to go party down there on occasion and every time he would show up at the house, people would give him shit about the movies he made as a kid. Apparently it’s a bad idea to be child star. Who would’ve thought?
Bad tattoo.
Dayum! This boy sure turned out fine. So many times these cute child actors grow up to be homely fugs.