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Now everybody’s boycotting Kim Kardashian. [The Superficial]

Mariah Carey loses 70 pounds, holy crow. [Bossip]

Nicole Kidman goes overboard with the Botox. [Lainey Gossip]

Sorry, but I’m just not seeing this. Maybe it’s all the clothes throwing me off. [Starpulse]

Heavy D dies of pneumonia? [TMZ]

Brett Ratner stuck it in Lindsay Lohan back when she was clean. [The Blemish]

The sushi stapler? [theBERRY]

George Clooney loves farts. [Huff Po]

Rihanna is probably pregnant. [Hollywood Dame]

Where’d Angelina get the boobs? [Socialite Life]

Kris Humphries won’t sign the papers. [Cele|bitchy]

Joe Paterno‘s basically been fired. [The Superficial]

Strategically-covered Lindsay vagina: the best kind of vagina there is. [Popbytes]

Kelly Brook‘s got the best bod in the business and this is precisely why. [IDLYITW]