It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Sarah Jessica Parker photo: Rob
“A corpse is a corpse, of horse, of horse and no one can talk to a corpse of course.*”
*Sung to the tune of the old Mr. Ed TV show theme.
First runner-up: Who Knew
“Vincent Price’s sister insists leaked nudes were only meant for Michael Jackson.”
Second runner-up: Mike Z
“Hey Butthead! Let’s go score some chicks!”
Congrats to Rob! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Digging yourself out of an early grave is tough work on your hands…
“I’ve got to stop putting on my make up with my palm!”
Proof of the impending Zombie Apocalypse.
I’m too poor to get new nails
my parents – they are fails
And my pad is now the jails
(apologies to Right Said Fred)
I AM NOT smoking meth, I’m huffing paint! SEE!!
Hoping to save a baby squid, Lindsey’s decided to let her fingers get grimy enough that they won’t need ink at her next fingerprinting.
“Ugh….. I really need to stop cutting myself with syphillis coated razor blades!”
Hey Lindsey!
High Fiv..errr maybe not
“This is what happens when you do your manicure while high”
If you think showing everyone your vagina is hard work, you should try painting your own nails.
I should have never jacked off Grimace in exchange for that cheeseburger…
Look, they take fingerprints with colored ink now.
Lindsay forgot to wash her hands again after community service at the morgue?!
It worked! They’re too busy looking at my hand to notice my teeth – result!
I just want to say “High” to all my new homies! Um? Peace out in the big house? ‘-)
how old is she? 25? this pic makes her look 45.
i hear the muppets have a new movie coming out. maybe i should audition to play miss piggy’s hand double.
its true what they say kfc is finger looking good. lyndsay just finished a bargain bucket and her diseased hand appears to have spread to her teeth.
Thank God Playboy was only interested in pics of my tits…
As much as I can’t stand Lindsey Lohan, it just looks like hair dye and nail polish.
Brings new meaning to the word “firecrotch”…….
I can’t tell what’s more disguisting, her hand or her teeth.
The devils in me
I think someone’s human make-up is wearing off…
Yes I painted my Nails ! See
and yes I was drunk, stoned, whatever
Shocking news! Celebrity cuts herself to get what she wants! (well thats original)
ilook people my teeth is clean i didn’t need a dentes i clean it with may hand see
We now have proof that the financially-strapped Ms Lohan is taking bids for “hand-jobs”….just don’t zoom in too close with that camera fella! Always a good idea, LL, to wash in between customers!
Martha Stewart taught me how to paint my own nails! She’s been really helpful. She gives great advice for enduring certain hardships.