Oh dear heavens. I wasn’t even aware that Snooki was launching a fragrance, but I suppose this Funny or Die clip is probably the best advertisement for it, since the shit probably stinks like pickles, day-old latex, and spoiled whipped cream, and isn’t that actually pretty funny? Isn’t that precisely what Snooks here was probably going for? The joke’s actually on you, though, if you buy her perfume: it retails for and Snooki herself said the fragrance smells like candy and desperation:
“I love my scent because it’s me. It’s very bubbly, it reminds me of cotton candy and a lot of candy and it’s very flirty because obviously I love to flirt like that … I feel like everybody’s gonna love the scent – even like eight-year-olds are going to wanna wear it and I just wanted it to reflect me.”
Oh boy. Pretty high hopes for someone who can’t even frigging read.
Hmmmmmm, what does Snookie smell like? I’m guessing a combination of vagisil, blood (the metallic smell of oozing scabs), with a slight hint of spunk.
Chaz has utterly and completely outdone me. Nicely played, Chaz!
pickles ,unbrushed teeth,used maxi pads,piss,shit and b.o.and throw in some type of cheap candy.
oh! I forgot cum and alcohol .
A combination of goat’s ass and wolfe pu$$y.
Foot and ass
A bag of manure.
Everyone is forgetting the base note of Marlboro Lights! You have to imagine that she always smells like a bar after closing time.
Pennzoil mixed with salami
SNOOKI FOR SURE SMELLS LIKE SHIT. WHAT A FUCKING WHORE
off brand bubble gum you buy from machines in a auto zonel
Like a horse’s ass
I bet she smells amazing like flowers and candy i love you snookie
she smells like butt hole, sweaty blistery foot, unbrushed teeth, sweat, dick, ass, rotten fish