Did you watch? No, of course you didn’t. Don’t lie to me. It isn’t being televised until Tuesday, but we have the list of winners so, you know, you don’t have to watch the show. Or, you can watch the show with your mom and pretend to be all pre-cognitive and name the winners before they’re even nominated. That’d be fun, huh? Moms are way into pre-cognition, unless you’re like Carrie’s mother, and that shit business gets you locked in a Jesus closet. Ahem, anyway, here’s the complete list of winners (spoiler: Harry Potter takes all, bitches!):
The Ultimate Scream – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
Best Science Fiction Movie – Super 8
Best Fantasy Movie – X-Men: First Class
Best Horror Movie – Let Me In
Best Thriller – Limitless
Best TV Show – Game of Thrones
Best Director – Darren Aronofsky, Black Swan
Best Scream-Play – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
Best Chase Scene – Chase Through London in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Best Fantasy Actress – Natalie Portman, Black Swan
Best Fantasy Actor – Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
Best Science Fiction Actress – Milla Jovovich, Resident Evil: Afterlife
Best Science Fiction Actor – Matt Smith, Doctor Who
Best Horror Actress – Chloe Grace Moretz, Let Me In
Best Horror Actor – Alexander Skarsgård, True Blood
Best Villain – Ralph Fiennes, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
Best Superhero – Chris Evans as Captain America
Best Supporting Actress – Mila Kunis, Black Swan
Best Supporting Actor – Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
Breakout Performance Male – Joe Manganiello, True Blood
Breakout Performance Female – Emilia Clarke, Game of Thrones
Best Cameo – Hugh Jackman, X-Men: First Class
Best Ensemble – True Blood
Most Memorable Mutilation – Scalped Alive By Motorboat, Piranha 3D
Fight Scene – Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Holy Sh!t Scene of the Year – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
Best Independent Movie – Monsters
Best 3D Movie – Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Best F/X – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
Best Graphic Novel or Comic Book – The Walking Dead
Best Comic Book Writer – Ed Brubaker, Captain America
Best Comic Book Artist – John Romita, Jr., Avengers, Kick-Ass 2
Best Comic Book Movie – Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Most Anticipated Scream – The Dark Knight Rises
Got all that? Going to tune in on Tuesday? Well, now you really don’t need to: here’s a gallery of photos from the event. Happy happy!
