It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Britney Spears photo: George
“Better check the beaming machine, Scotty, it seems to be on low power.”
First runner-up: Dillon
“The treasure trolls have finally found a place for themselves in the 21st century.”
Second runner-up: Lauren
“Hehehehe y’all it’s like I’m Simba or somethin’!” Know what we do with pop stars who step out of their kingdom? Conservatorship.”
Congrats to George! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Whoa! This feels just like my tits…
Why does she look like she has a maxi pad on while swimming in a white bikini? Nothing about that makes sense. There’s something weird going on in the crotch region.
its called a fat pussy!
Tough to tell what has more silicone in them, the rocks or her tits.
Why am I soooooo attracted to fossils?
Between the unexplainable crotch bulge and the man jaw, this is not hot.
This is one ugly tranny ! And not even a good tuck job….
This is actually the preferred mating stance for the T-Rex.
Hey Sarah, I have a suggestion:
For the “Caption This” posts, it would be nice to see the picture from the previous week to which the captions are referring to when you announce the winners. I don’t know about the rest of your readers but I don’t look at the selected weekly picture and commit it to memory and I don’t want to have to go hunting through the archive to see the picture. Help a sister out?
Or, you know, you could use the search feature provided… Lazy twat!!!
Hi! I always link within the post to the previous photo and the corresponding comments. It’s usually somewhere like “… last week’s Britney Spears photo,” or “… last week’s David Arquette photo,” etc., but I can definitely see what I can do about your suggestion. :)
Sarah, you suckup!
LOL! :)
Tyrannosaurus Stodden.
But really wtf is in the girl’s bathing suit bottoms?! Ew.
You can’t fool me Stodden, I learned my lesson a long time ago when Aladdin went wondering into the cave of wonders.
And here in my right hand is another inorganic mound….
Does this bikini make my penis look too small?
lol
Snap the picture I can’t hold my breath anymore and my silicon is melting.
Whoa ! Nice manicure !
Who would have thought, the Stepford Wives do breed! In caves!!
Wow…that dude really has the tuck down.
To quote a line from Mad Men: “How does she not fall over?”
“I just took a piss over there, I’ll just stand over here, is that OK? Uh, and I think my hands still a little wet, Oh well….. I’m ready”
“Pssssst, Mr. Photographer? I know we are losing the light, but I seem to be having a little ouble-tray with my enis-pay!”
holly smokes great balls
Hey guys it sounds really cool when you say butterface 5 times fast in my man cave, try it!
“See ladies, even a sleestack can get breast implants.”
HOT, HOTTER, HOT-TEST!
I never understand why people create websites and want visitors but then cover the content with ads, pop overs etc. All it does is piss off visitors and they never return, but hey get that extra nickel for the ads.