I saw the first one when it came out a couple years back, and I thought it flat-out sucked. Yeah, there were definitely some creepy-assed moments (when the chick stood next to her boyfriend’s side of the bed and, like, stared at him for three hours or whatever? Ugh. Sometimes my paranoid, overactive imagination imagines that there’s someone standing over my bedside, creeping down on me), but on the whole, the movie really blew. Then they went and made a Paranormal Activity 2, and that one I actually saw a few weeks ago. Don’t laugh. It was a free rental at the library, and I thought, “Why not.” This one was even worse than the first. It had a few promising moments, but it was like that shitty guy you used to hook up with from back in the day who didn’t know the meaning of the term “oral sex.” Just when it got going good, and you thought it was really going to take off, it did something really stupid to ruin the entire moment and you were left feeling unsatisfied, irritated, and discouraged. And then you had to take matters into your own hands.
Well anyway. Here’s the trailer. I haven’t watched it yet – I’m saving it to watch with you guys – but I’m really, really hoping it doesn’t have a shred of bad-oral-sex-vibe to it. What’s more disappointing than that? Probably the fact that I’ll still end up seeing it anyway. After all, oral sex is still oral sex even if the end isn’t satisfied by the means.
Here’s another one that’s kind of creepy, too:
Will you guys be seeing this?