I’m shocked! Seriously, celebrities, what kind of cell phones are you using? These photos are awful!
I think I know how this nude pic leak happened: Scarlett Johansson abandoned her Blackberry in a dumpster because its camera was terrible. Then a dumpster-diver happened to notice the abandoned phone, and he was like, “Boy, these photos are really grainy and washed-out. Hey! Is this Scarlett Johansson’s phone? Because that looks like her butt, in flagrante delicto.” (If you don’t speak Latin, that’s “her butt, ‘on delicious fire’.”)
We live in a techno-skeptical era, so you’re probably wondering whether these naked pics are legit. I’ll tell you, I have no idea. It sure looks like the girl, more than those leaked Blake Lively photos looked like Blake Lively. And in the second photo—if you aren’t too distracted by her derrière—you can just make out the tattoo on her forearm. The whole thing is admittedly suspicious, though. I thought Miss Johansson’s bosom might be a little more… heaving.
UPDATE: Well, they’re probably real, given that the FBI is now involved. Wow!
This here is a classy operation, so—as always—the NSFW candids are hidden after the break.
Beautiful! Also, you made me spit out my coffee at your Latin translation. Hilarious!
in flagrante nudatio
or
in flagrante venustas
or
Sanctus mauris! Coccum est nudas de interwebs!
(Please note: I used the color and not her name on purpose. Massacring Latin was not.)
In any event: Wow. Just how stupid is she? Oh yeah. SEAN PENN thinks she’s brainless. That means that starfish have more brains. (Point of science note: Starfish have no brain.)
And these photos are real. Not that stealing photos off of a cellphone is hard or anything.
Massacring Latin is the REAL FUN!
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