It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s David Beckham photo: Chaz
“With the results of years of hair treatments plainly evident, Britney Spears finally breaks the bonds of the conservatorship in time to celebrate her 40th birthday at the nearest topless beach.”
First runner-up: mdmike
“I know you have a crack problem … Don’t even think about turning around.”
Second runner-up: Grimmtastic
“Hey little boy, I got a lollipop for you.”
Congrats to Chaz! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
This man looks small head.
most… resist… the… urge… to… touch
oh my god. he is so damn sexy. no other caption will suffice. shiiit.
Grandpa, I get that hes your son and my dad and all. believe me, I totally get it, but you’re also forgetting hes a total loon! Now get me the f*ck out of here.
Hey Nigel, look at this trick. Do you think you can put a word in with Simon to get us on Amreica’s Got Talent??
Look, the last “friend” you brought home had head lice…Not gonna happen again!
Look….Magic!!!!