Something about this photo rubs me the wrong way, and I can’t tell what it is. I don’t know if it’s the weird mid-ab wrinkle that Dane‘s got going on there, like he’s stashing last night pistachio shells or something within the folds, or if it’s how low his board shorts are hanging (I’m curious to see what’s below, but I’m also ashamed of myself because I can’t stop thinking about pistachio shells and the smell of stale beer), or maybe it’s Dane’s weird-armed girlfriend who looks like she just got a manicure whilst sunning herself on the sand. That, or she’s about to launch into a full-blown “What the fook am I doing here with Dane Cook?” realization tantrum (that’s probably a better guess – did you ever try to paint your nails on the beach? Stupid idea).
Either way, this photo’s pretty nuts, hm?
Those are all legitimate concerns – if you’re a hormonally overcharged, confused girl, that is..
She has a bigger bulge.
She is a playboy centerfold, miss october 2011
her fake tits are too high aaaaand let tell you they BOTH get lipo on them funky lookin’ abs. hollywood is gross.
Is that Dane Cook or Jason Sudeikis??? Ha ha!
did no one notice that right little baby hand?