So I was having dinner with some friends last night, and, I really don’t remember how, but somehow the topic of Supermanning a girl came up. We’re classy like that.
If you’ve heard that Soulja Boy song (interpreted in the video above by a very talented young woman), you’ve undoubtedly heard the lyrics “Superman dat ho.” I’d heard them 1000 times, never giving them a second thought, when my friends decided to give me a little lesson in disturbing sexual behaviors last night. Apparently I am a total prude.
When you “Superman dat ho,” it means you wait until she’s asleep (on her stomach, I suppose), you ejaculate on her back, and then pull the sheet over her. That way, when she awakens, she has a sheet stuck on her back, a la Superman. Isn’t that cute?
I just thought you’d like to know. Now you have something interesting to tell your coworkers today.
I was also told all about a Donkey Punch last night, but I’m not going to talk about that here, because that shit is just wrong.
Hey if your not getting sex from your Ho and you have to wait until she’s asleep, then it’s time to ditch the Ho and get a new one.
ROFL BEET!!!! Ya learn something new everyday! I just called my husband to tell him this because he LOVES hearing about this shit. You made my day!!!
Hey Aurora, would you still be laughing if hubby does that to you tonight? lol
Besides, I think most men would rather their Ho just simply swallow. LMFAO.
Further evidence of the decline of western civilization, never mind of ugly misogyny. I’m afraid to ask what donkey punch is. Domestic violence has many nuances.
Here you are, Beet. A primer.
http://blogzarro.com/?p=60
No Cleveland Steamer on there, but at least it has the “Danza Slap.” Which may be apocryphal; I was taught that a “Tony Danza” was simply a Donkey Punch accompanied with the words, “Who’s the boss? Who’s the boss? TONY FUCKING DANZA.”
If it helps you sleep at night, it’s well worth noting that a number of sexperts, including Dan Savage, all agree that such sex acts were invented for their names alone, and do not exist outside of urban legend and imagination.
umm, gross. : /
look up Pirate, Strawberry Shortcake, Spiderman, Burning Amazon, etc.
on urbandictionary….Superman starts looking sane
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha! fuckin hilarious-I thought I had heard it all!!! :)
Look up the ones Shady said too-Superman is by FAR the most normal! Good God, some of that shit?! YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that’s new to me. maybe i need to brush up on my urban dictionary…way more disturbing things lie at that site.
alaskan fire dragon for the win
Beet, thanks for keeping me up to date on this crazy shit. I will ask my man if he’s ever done this. God, I hope not. maybe i won’t ask. Scary
Giving you good reason to not feel so fucked up about the pixie sticks thing… one of my friends brought a sex dictionary to school, educating me (unwillingly and only 15!) on such wonderful things as the dirty sanchez and the chili dog. Oh the joys of public schools.
Wow so guys pool all their energy in being creative with sexual assault that is unless women can consent to that sort of stuff in their sleep.
seems pretty innocent prank to me
if someone has a different view, there can always be retaliation
I just read somewere that crank that soulja boy ment to masturbate- it all makes sense now…. lmfao- that’s wrong!
I like to Spider-Man a Ho…its when u bust on here face pull the sheet over her head then when she wake up she look like she got a mask on!
the real meaning of supermanning a ho is:
When the guy is hitting it from the back, and he is in the ho and he stretches out his legs via superman(he still has his hands on the bed to keep balance and also he is held up by the ho’s booty…LOL! Which make him superman like (flying)…glad I can clear that one up…
That is NOT what “superman” is…that is a COMPLETE lie. The superman is only a dance and Soulja Boy has already denounced this as a lie see here:
http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/news/id.5971/title.soulja-boy-debunks-superman-dat-hoe-rumors
Just some perv who probably knows nothing about slang made up that ish.
That is NOT what “superman” is…that is a COMPLETE lie. The superman is only a dance and Soulja Boy has already denounced this as a lie. See here:
http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/news/id.5971/title.soulja-boy-debunks-superman-dat-hoe-rumors
Just some perv who probably knows nothing about slang and had nothing better to do made up that ish.
That is a COMPLETE lie. That is NOT what superman is. The superman is only a dance and Soulja Boy has already denounced this as a lie:
http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/news/id.5971/title.soulja-boy-debunks-superman-dat-hoe-rumors
Just some perv who probably knows nothing about slang and had nothing better to do made up that ish.
lmao c*malot is too funny ahhah
tell us about the donkey punch please it ain’t like it could be any worst than the ”superman that ho” and even if it is we still want to know about it and i don’t care if i’m almost a year late to hear about this stuff i still want to know and so do the others on this message board so please write back to us on this conversation under the same category.