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Matthew McConaughey’s Girlfriend is Preggers

Matthew McConaughey and Pregnant Girlfriend Camila Alves, Pictures, Photos

Of course she is.

Babies are the hot new accessory for 2008.

Says Matty on his website:

“My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together. its 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far. we are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation and this gift from God, and so excited for the adventure that will come in raising this child, being a mother and a father, and [shepherding] him or her through this life…from moms and dads, to family, to community, it takes the best will and support from everyone to raise the healthiest children we have in society…wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution… thanks for bein fans of me and my work and now this new and miraculous chapter in my life, as me and Camila and our child do our best to just keep livin…

wow, McConaughey”

Of course he’s stoked. Babies are totally radical, dude!

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  • That “thing” looks like a gorrilla. Unibrow, gross. She is FUGLY. They will have a mini ape baby. Gross nose too.

  • Are babies really miracles? I mean come on, millions of the poop shooters are born every day. I have a tortilla with the image of Perez Hilton, on it. Now thats a fucking miracle.

  • OH THEIR POOR BABY, IT MAY HAVE A GOOD BODY, BUT LOOK AT THOSE UGLY FACES! HAVE THEY BOTHERED TO LOOK AT EACH OTHER FROM THE NECK UP!!!!!!!!!!! BUTT FUGLY I TELL YOU! MISS UNIBROW AND ALF

  • He might come across as confucious . . but this baby is going to make him rethink what he thinks he knows about life, livin’, and why some women really have babies.

  • yah, i agree, mysay. this chick is a model and a handbag designer. her modeling career will be over after 30 and her handbag line is going nowhere. she obviously is having this baby for a reason other than producing a miracle. women like this astound me. i don’t know how they can, in good conscience, just use a guy for his money like that.