How dare you, little boy. Making silly faces while some valiant news reporter is trying to bring us the most important news story of the year! This isn’t a joke, little boy. Yesterday, Kim Kardashian got married, and people needed to know about it RIGHT THEN. We didn’t need some little twerp distracting us from the facts. Somebody might have missed the fact that Vera Wang designed her dress, or that Kim spoke to Ryan Seacrest the day before because of you and your dumb faces. Did you even think about that? Did you even consider the consequences of your actions? No, because if you did, you wouldn’t have done such a heinous thing.
Kids these days, am I right?
Wow. Going with the exact same humor angle from the EXACT same story you stole from the front page of Gawker. Now this is starting to feel like a real blog.
#WriteYourOwnShit