As you know, Cee Lo sleeps with a few women every night. That’s two or three different women every single night, mind you, because he just wants to “give joy and good tidings.” Cee Lo lands a lot of broads is what I’m saying here, and here we have one such broad’s account of Cee Lo’s game.
From The National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
“I was in love with Cee Lo and I would have done anything for him…
“I met him through Twitter, and I realized later that’s how he meets all his girlfriends.
The two began chatting on Twitter in December 2010 and met in person two months later at his concert in San Diego, she said. They dated while he appeared on… “The Voice…”
“Cee Lo told me that he got along great with Blake Shelton and Adam Levine, but he was not a fan of Christina at all!” Taylor divulged.
“He complained that she was a rude, stuck-up diva who thought she was the true star of the show!”
As for their romance, “it was great in the beginning, but it got to be too much very quickly.
“Cee Lo loved to drink Patron tequila and take the drug Ecstasy.
“He’d get so wasted he’d get physically ill. One time he threw up all over himself, the bed and the nightstand. It was nasty, but I cleaned up the bedroom mess – and him too.
“Cee Lo asked me to have group sex with him and other girls a number of times, but I always said no.
“Cee Lo would devour whatever you put in front of him,” she noted. “He was constantly gobbling lamb chops, cheeseburgers, and fried chicken.”
[The relationship] fell apart after four months, Taylor said.
“I’d seen texts and heard messages from other women and I knew Cee Lo was seeing a number of them, and that hurt,” she recalled. “But for the most part, he treated me well.
“The he started making me hold doors for him and carry his bags. After our last night together, he told me to leave for no reason. He threw me out like some used-up groupie.”
Where do I even start? I love so many things about this story. How Cee Lo (and everyone else on The Voice) hates Christina Aguilera, how he vomits tequila and ecstasy all over the place, the image of him gobbling up lamb chops with his tiny T-rex arms …
Seriously though, would you consider being romantically or sexually involved with this man after hearing this? I know that a handful of you claimed that you would be all about his sweet lovin’, which I didn’t really get, but I want to know where the line is. Please, help a sister and her curiosity out.
Course not, he only gets those many girls because he is famous. I don’t doubt there are people out there who like large men, but not enough to have sex with different women ever night. After all you’ve said I think he’d be a lonely fucker if he wasn’t a celebrity.
Plus those T-Rex arms would be pretty hard to get past.
He threw you out like some used up-groupie? That’s because that’s exactly what you were! You don’t pick someone up on Twitter, put up with them seeing other women and allow yourself to be treated like a servant or a sex toy. You clearly have no respect for yourself and need to take this whole experience as an example of what NOT to do!