It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Al Pacino photo: Tina
“Hey! Hey! HEY! You know I can’t go anywhere without this weave. It’s sewn in man. SEWN IN.”
First runner-up: Harriet Meadow
“So she was like, ‘I’m sorry, we don’t allow homeless people to loiter here.’ And I’m like, ‘I’m Al Pacino, bitch!'”
Second runner-up: moglo
“I like big butts, and I cannot lie!”
Congrats to Tina! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
No dammit!!!! Ive already told you… NO FUCKIN AUTOGRAPHS! Take that ya little bastards!
“every body was kung fu fighting, Hugh jackman’s fast as lightning,and it was a little bit frightening,i’m really shit at rhyming”
Hugh Jackman Hates Children!
”Hurr” should sum it up pretty nicely
Oh no! Peasants!!!!
You think i cant dance a jig?! ILL SHOW YOU A JIG BITCHES!
The X-Paperboy finally caught up with him to collect
Spinning back kick ! those were prop children right ?
I DON’T KNOW WHERE HE’S COMING FROM I JUST HEAR FINISH THEM!
“See now, this is what I did to get the part of Wolverine”
Jackman :Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Jackman : Absorbant and yellow and porous is he!
Kids : SpongeBob SquarePants!
And that’s when I knew I was going to die coming down the zipline unless I kicked Oprah like this!
And Hugh Jackman washes up at the Pitt Family beach outing…
“So then the producers had me dance like this and shortly after ‘Viva Laughlin’ was cancelled.”
the hell did you say? I kick you with my leg stub
Star coming through, so beat it!
I told you not to piss in the ocean!