It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s LeAnn Rimes photo: Andy
“I think its great that she lost all that weight. Now I can use her legs as toothpicks after I go down on her.”
First runner-up: Chuck
“My left hand is permanently cramped in this position ’cause he takes forever to come.”
Second runner-up: Harriet Meadow
“Oh my god, I’m so hungry.” “Leann, shut up and smile for the camera.” “Okay, just GIMME SOME OF THAT SAUSAGE!”
Congrats to Andy! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Forget that. Help me find my keys and I’ll drive us all out of Sienna Miller’s vagina.
(in a sing song voice) Fabu-lous!!
And then I was all “Oooh gurrllll”
Kings Of Leon? I don’t THINK so…
“And it was thaaaaaat big!” “Woah! That’s definitely bigger man!”
Do the creep, ah ah
Do the creep, ah ah
“Streisand cancelled? Blasphemy!”
Show me how to dougie
‘oh gurrll, did you see Murdoch’s wife with that right hook! I was scuuurrred!’
Baby I was born THIS way. You born THAT way!
Oh. My. God, Jude…. look at his buldge!!! It is sooo big…
“Of course that crazy bitch bachman would say that, have you seen her husband?”
Sorry, I forgot to put my name and address on my entry.