Stars Are Just Like Us: They Deep-Throat Hotdogs When They’re Hungry

… What, like you don’t?

Here we have Miley Cyrus, finally back in the USA, wolfing down a hot dog. I had a dream last night that I had a meal of chili dogs and they were SO GOOD, so maybe this is a sign that I need to head to the store and buy up some Hebrew Nationals and onions.

Either that or I need to have my tastebuds scraped again.