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Britney’s Gonna Have a Go at That Deposition Again Today

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Sorry for the late start today, guys. I spent the night out last night, had some major car drama this morning, then managed to lose my house keys (still haven’t found them, but thank goodness the women at the leasing office of my complex are super sweet) and just now got into my apartment. Sigh.

But just when I think my life is complete insanity, I remember that we still have our girl Britney Spears out on the loose, missing court-ordered depositions like I’m missing my house keys. I guess my life’s not so screwed up, after all.

Brit missed her scheduled deposition yesterday, and has another one scheduled for today. She probably won’t be there, but we’ll keep ya posted.

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  • most law firms would never fire a gravy train client you really have to suck brit but in a couple of years shell be working at a sonic in kentwood la and these will seem like the good ole days

  • What the fuck dude..does she NOT REALIZE that she is going to lose her kids? I bet she pays these lawyers a hell of alot of money and they STILL don’t want to handle her case. This bitch must be insane. She must not want the little fuckers if she’s missed 1 2 3 4 5 count ’em 5 DEPOSITIONS!!!

  • Ha ha Sonic..but I don’t think even they would hire her. I think Britney Spears, I think WAL-MART.

  • Oh Brit Brit ! Can anyone sneak some lithium into her grande burritos or her double iced mocha lattes or something or her 99 cent nachos??

    I just dont know what else to say about Brit Brit… Im finally speechless