It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Dane Cook photo: Halliem
“God, I’m even less funny walking down the street contemplating trivial occurrences than I am talking about trivial occurences in my stand-up.”
First runner-up: Dillon
“Crap, what was that joke I do about Burger King again? Sweet and sour sour sauce in my … Sweet and sour sauce in my …”
Second runner-up: evilbeetdouche
“Hey Dunn, I left my phone in the bar. I’ll drive myself.”
Congrats to Halliem! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Don’t hand me that phone. i just sanitized my hands
“OCEAN BAD! SCARE FRANKENDUNST!!” Walker lady says, “It’s ok, I’ve got your phone and booze right here.”
There’s going to be poop AND a baby!
No, wait, who the fuck is that? I’m serious. Who the fuck is that? And why is she wearing Bea Arthur’s caftan?
Come, my assistant! Touch air with me!
don’t touch me.
i’m a STAR!
Everybody is doing the Zombie Dance, right? It’s a dance craze…am I doing it right? I really want to be on that hit dance show…American Bandstand!
You answer it! That guys creeps me out!
“haha. A get this…..Lindsey was like….omg…..the flash from the camera made me walk like this”
Girl With Phone- “It’s Shia. He’s calling to tell you how hot he is and how much you want his body”
Dunst- “Uh. I’d rather have one of the zombies from Indiana Jones.”
Jones: Oh! I think my water just broke!
Her Assistant: Pretty sure that’s the ocean….but i’ve got your mom on speed-dial and a bellini just in case!
“…I would say ‘hold the cheese’ but you wont be able to tell anyway…and yes, supersize my meal for me darlin…”
Hey!, maybe if I stand here long enough, i might scare the waves away! Look, it works!!!
Aghhh, I touched Charlie Sheen’s Dick!!!
‘Coz this is Thriller…’ No, you’re not doing the right moves! Watch me!
“Last night, I did the Monster Mash…it was a graveyard smash, but now I’m having second thoughts…um…help?”
Mama needs some booze and a booty call!
OOOO, so this is what the sand feels like between one’s toes. It’s exhilarating.
Uuh, My hands are like so much prettier than yours.
“And that’s where babies come from.”
Don’t expect me to make a decision while my nails are drying.