These have been around for a couple days, but, tragically, I suck at my job, so I’ve just now stumbled upon them.
Man, she looks like she had a rough night.
I almost feel bad for her. But then I think of what a happy day I had when I checked my email and learned that Mischa Barton had scored herself a DUI. Seriously, I got jack shit for Christmas this year. My dad wrote me a check and my mom puts about the same effort into Christmas as she does into Arbor Day, so the Mischa Barton DUI was like the pony I never got. (Note to parents for future: the pony should be pink and it should sing.) So then I think of my happiness and then I’m not sad for Mischa anymore. There’s a term for that. I think it’s “schadenfreude.” Webster’s defines it as “satisfaction or pleasure felt at someone else’s misfortune.”
That’s cool, Websters. You call it “schadenfreude.” I call it “what I do for a living.”
ha! Beet you are a hoot. Schadenfreude is one of my favorite feelings.
Go buy yourself something spectacular with that check you got for Christmas! :)
who cares yawn yawn yawn yawn
LMAO! She looks like a fucking refugee or something!
“Brrr…..it’s so cold in L.A. Mother, I’m hungry.”
misha is heaps cool and she shouldent of left the oc well i hope your next chrismaca is better lol hehe
Loser, but a pretty loser.