Yup, if you can *believe it, Kirstie Alley and Megan Fox are nearly toe-to-toe in their dress sizes. Kirstie, who claims to have lost almost thirty-eight inches since her dramatic Dancing With the Stars weight loss, states that she’s almost down to a twenty-two inch waist, which is the same measurement for the VERY SLENDER Megan Fox. An interview with Life and Style reads:
After losing 60 pounds on Dancing With the Stars, Kirstie Alley is very close to accomplishing another goal – slipping into a sexy Ports 1961 dress. “My goal dress has a waist that’s 22 inches,” she shares with Life & Style. “I tried it on, and I can almost zip it up.” She plans to wear the dress on her Italian vacation in a few weeks. “I’ll be my target size by then,” she exclaims. That means the 60-year-old can soon start sharing clothes with sexy Megan Fox!
“I do have a 22-inch waist,” confesses the 25-year-old. Although the Jennifer’s Body star jokes that she has to starve herself to maintain her trim physique, the truth is that it takes a lot of hard work to stay that slim. “I did a lot of Pilates — an immense amount of Pilates,” Megan reveals. Kirstie is just as determined to keep the weight off. “I’ve been dancing almost every day since the show ended,” she confides. “I like all the Latin dancing. It’s the best exercise and the best cardio.”
I’m freaked. I think she’s really almost convincing me. I wonder if it’s some kind of psychological Pavlovian experiment where someone says “skinny,” we automatically associate it with “Kirstie Alley.” Next up on the list: the word “emaciated.” It’s coming, guys.
*By “believe it,” I clearly mean “are lucky enough to be that drunk this early on a Friday and have nothing better to fill your head with than mindless urban legends.”
First of all, Kirstie Alley is hilarious. Even when she’s talking about weight loss, I’m just like, “Ha, ha, OK, Kirstie Alley.” Second, Kirstie Alley is way too stacked to ever fit in Megan Fox’s dresses. Third: oh, my God, she looks great.
I’ll bet she stills sweats Crisco.
THE BETTER TO FIT INTO MEGAN’S DRESS, MY FRIEND
i really like and admire kirstie, but she couldnt fit one sweaty cankle into a dress of megan’s
Love her, don’t get me wrong, but I’m 5’5, 113 pounds, and I’m pretty sure my waist is still at 24ish inches, DEFINATELY not 22. So, yeah, I’m calling major shenanigans on that comment.
I’m at 5’7, 107 pounds and have a 23 inch waist – 22.5 half the time. My modelling agency marvels over it, Megan is a foot shorter and 7 pounds heavier than me so I doubt she’s sitting at 22 inches. Maybe 23. Most likely 24.