It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s David Hasselhoff photo: Brandon
“Hello, is it me your looking for, I can see it in your eyes …”
First runner-up: Rob
“Now the Hoff can suck and be cool at the same time. At least for a couple minutes, then it will be back to just sucking.”
Second runner-up: Patricia
“You go near my beer, my hamburger or my video camera again, and I will kill you, Little Hoff…”
Congrats to Brandon, and by the way, BRANDON – you didn’t leave your email address, so shoot me a message with your mailing address and we’ll send out your prize. As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Where’s the beer tent? I need something to wash down these salty nuts!
Don’t squeeze my nuts, don’t squeeze my nuts…damn, I squeezed my nuts!
Those damn elephants can be so rude. All he had to do was say “no thanks, I prefer my peanuts without the shell.”
My nut sacks are so tender!
Whoa whats that smell. Ok who farted.
Why are these so hard to open, we’re not even on an airplane!!!
deez nutz..
“Don’t laugh, don’t laugh, don’t laugh. It’s just a fat kid on crutches.”
We’re not here to talk nonsense with Bob Loblaw
“eeee! I spent too much on deez nuts!”
OMG!!!!!!!!I dont believe what im seeing. Does that sign say shaved vaginia and fresh roasted penis. eeeewwwwww
Jason Bateman, once the star of the prominent cult classic series arrested development, has nothing left to show for his success but the nuts that he first brought with him when he first arrived in hollywood.
“ohhh damn, I can already tell how painful it’ll be pushing these bad boys out!…ohhh!”
I’d still fuck him with that face.
Master Bateman seems uncomfortable carrying his nut sack around in public.
Michael! How ARE you?
(NEWS FLASH) Arresting developmets in the case. Jason Bateman arrested for harboring two nutbag fugitives. This is a photo at the time of arrest.
If my sister wouldn’t have given me wrong directions and made me late for that audition in the 80’s. I would have been the star of the Back to the future movies.
“These nuts were made for dropping, and that’s just what they’ll do.”
The president said we must continue to find new sources of oil. The only place he doesn’t want any drilling is Brokeback Mountain so I am taking these oily nuts to him…Ohhh visions of me being cast in that movie send chills down my spine!
Oh,I hope these work. I want that squirrel out of my ass!!!
never should’ve bought that monkey…
Holding my nuts used to feel so good