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This well-known vixen took it upon herself to steal some poor stormtrooper’s helmet at a party this past weekend. I know the picture’s a little blurry, but you can still fap to it, Stars Wars nerds. And you’re welcome.
Here are some hints: I wouldn’t touch this particular lady with a ten foot pole, and if you were smart, you wouldn’t either. Also, if you’re turned on by this image, you could take it upon yourself to see a lot more of her in sexy video form. Also, David Hasselhoff.
Give up?
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It’s Pamela Anderson! The Hasselhoff thing really should have given it away. But yes, crack-loving, trashy-looking, nipple-baring Pam Anderson did that drunk girl move that I can’t stand: “oh look, you have a cute hat/helmet/piece of jewelry/boyfriend, I’m going to claim it as my own, don’t I look so adorably wasted?”
No, Pam Anderson. No you do not.
Images courtesy of The Daily Telegraph
Pam is sinking fast. Even 5 years ago, the twerp behind her wouldn’t be able to get close enough to her to touch her, let alone put his arm around her.
Maybe it’s the kind of bra that’s showing, maybe it’s because she looks all Spanx-ed in, but Pam looks OOOOOOLD in that first picture.