Pink Finally Gave Birth to That Baby

And not a moment too soon, dang. Have you seen recent photos of girlfriend? It looked like she was seriously about to bust at the seams. Or, because she’s living, and not a manufactured doll, pop at the bellybutton. That sucker was starting to look like a cabin repress valve.

Pink gave birth to her daughter (not a son, snap), Willow Sage Hart (which is ACTUALLY a really cute name if you think about it long enough), yesterday in Los Angeles. She and husband, Carey Hart, announced the birth via Twitter, naturally:

“We are ecstatic to welcome our new beautiful healthy happy baby girl, Willow Sage Hart. She’s gorgeous, just like her daddy [Carey Hart]. #beyondblessed”

Congrats to the new family! My advice to Pink? If you’re going to raise your girl in Hollywood, just KEEP HER AWAY FROM DISNEY. We all know how that BS pans out.