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Everyone’s Pregnant: Congrats to Lily Allen!!!

Lily Allen is Pregnant

Unwed mothers are the new black.

Lily Allen and her boyfriend, Chemical Brother Ed Simons, 37, are reportedly expecting.

Can these people not afford condoms?

Forget about having rubbers in the high schools; we need to have condoms in the Nickelodeon green room and under the bleachers at TRL.

LISTEN UP, PEOPLE: When he says he’s just going to put the tip in, two things are relatively certain:

1) You risk getting pregnant
2) You’re going to end up giving him head anyway

HEED MY WORDS.

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  • i think she looks great because at least she’s ecouraging natural body definition and not plastic surgery, which we all know a lot of our latina sistahs have resorted to ummm, ninel conde come to mind? Find more lovely and hot girls on the servious dating site blackcentury.com you will love it

  • She’s right up there with nutsy Britney on immaturity and shallowness. This will be a disasterous pregnancy and horrible parenting.

  • I think this is kinda ok, but at the same time I’m not sure cuz it was recently reported that Lilly had dropped a few lbs., now she’ll have 2 work extra hard 2 lose her baby weight. But oh well, congrats 2 her! & EAT HEALTHY!!

  • I understand that this is a really old post, but i’d just like to express how clever the name Amy HeroinHouse way, Aurora.
    NOT

  • Well she is looking awful in the black Austere very mature look. Her voice will flourish more and more

  • THAT A REALLY MEAN ARTICLE; and the person or persons that wrote it should rot in hell!…… lily had her heart broken in both cases