Do you guys know who this is? Oh man. I almost herniated something when I came across girlfriend’s pictures here, because they’re so painfully hilarious that my old quasi-smoker’s-cough-in-remiss kicked back in, even though I quit smoking almost a year ago.
A few hints:
This chick’s sister is way classier than she could ever hope to be, even if she HAS had some personal issues in the past that involved rehab.
This chick has the same initials as her sibling and that’s probably about the only thing they share.
Also? If someone happens to run into this bitch out in the streets, could you slap her face for me? I mean, did no one ever tell her that putting such dirty things in your mouth is just totally nasty? Ugh, can you even imagine where that shit’s been?
Jump in to find out who it is!
The girl above? Her name is Dallas Lovato, and if she doesn’t drop the ‘ato’ off her last name and become a pornstar by the name of ‘Dallas Love,’ I’m going to be seriously disappointed in everything I thought I knew to be right in the world.
How awful, right? Poor, poor Demi.
What bothers me most about this photo is that there is money in her mouth. My mother works in a bank. When she was a teller, she would come home at night with hands that were BLACK because money is that disgusting.
Don’t put money in your mouths. Gross.
SERIOUSLY gross.
Do you really think that cash is the dirtiest thing she has had in her mouth? Just sayin…
i thought it was gonna be haley duff (hilary duff’s sis)!
Urggghh never put money anywhere near your mouth. That shit’s filthy.