It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s ass-grabby Russell Brand photo: JT
“When ‘the helping hand’ is taken too far.”
First runner-up: Jason
“Ft. Lauderdale Coast Guard: eat your heart out.”
Second runner-up: EROCK
“TMZ Reports, Katy Perry cheats on Russell with jetski instructor, also Katy really lets herself go by not shaving her legs, arms, face and of course her bikini line! More on this later.”
Congrats to JT, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
“nnhhuuuuuhhhh, duuuurrrr.”
“What the morning after is supposed to look like”.
“Man, that’s the last time I party with Perez Hilton! He kept playing Whack-A-Mole with my face, I think he slipped something in my drink…. Wait a minute, do you think Perez was playing Whack-A-Mole?
“You can’t touch me I whooped my own JonAZZ”
“Joe is being possessed by Walt Disney’s ghost….again!”
Check out my bedroom eyes… ;)
Check out the hammer toes on that foot in the flip flop.
“I am what I am, I can’t help myself. BRAINZ!!!!”
“Dude I told you to aim left! Now my eyes are stuck shut.”
“this guy just slipped me 2 roofies. now we gonna go fuck!! Don’t act surprised, you already knew i was gay”
“Even alongside Joe Jonas, Jonah Hill just keeps looking better and better.”
shoulda seen that cuming
Secret lovers involved in dispute.
“Dude that was some dank weed.”
” dude, joe, show em’ your kesha face”
“It’s hard for Joe Jonas to not make a SPECTACLE of himself next to this guy!!”