So, over the last few days, President of Vivid Entertainment Stephen Hirsch happened across photos of Pippa Middleton this past weekend as she was partying on a boat in a rather skimpy white bikini with her sister, Kate Middleton, and he totally thought she’d be perfect for the lead role in one of his upcoming skin flicks:
“As far as I was concerned, you were the star of the recent Royal Wedding. As I watched a broadcast of the event I couldn’t help but think that with your beauty and attitude, you could be an enormously successful adult star. For just one explicit scene I would be pleased to offer you $5-million and, [of] course, you would have your choice of partner.”
I’m sure the movie would be royal-centered, and would probably feature Pippa as a Duchess Kate Middleton knock-off, and frankly, I don’t know what’s worse: that this guy actually thought she might seriously consider his offer, or that she’d be PLAYING the CHEAP VERSION of HER SISTER.
Jump in for the NSFW photos of Pippa’s nippas and the rest of the photos that turned this Stephen Hirsch dude on so hard (… which isn’t really saying much, considering this was the man who was so bent on get Octo-Mom in a porno, too).
he could probably make more money if he got that tranny in green to do a scene. she is definitely packing
we all know that jackie?
One Pippa for 5 millions dollars, success story!
I am so tired of Pippa Middleton. She is not as pretty as everyone is making her out to be, and I have seen her body thousands of times, there are so many girls like her, she is just a slender lady. How tiresome.